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ILLiterations w/ Lefty

The only Don in these parts is the brother of a preacher man - I guess that'll have to do.
And, every night as I drift off to sleep - "in my dreams" - yeah, that WAS the point, wasn't it?!!!
 
Can you meet this challenge?

Wow! I've seen this with the letters out of order, but this is the first time I've seen it with numbers. Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a strong mind. And better than that: Alzheimer's is a long, long, way down the road before it ever gets anywhere near you.

7H15 M3554G3
53RV35 7O PR0V3
H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N
D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5!
1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5!
1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG
17 WA5 H4RD BU7
N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3
Y0UR M1ND 1S
R34D1NG 17
4U70M471C4LLY
W17H 0U7 3V3N
7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17,
B3 PROUD! 0NLY
C3R741N P30PL3 C4N
R3AD 7H15.

To my ' selected ' strange-minded friends: Only great minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting!

If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid, too.

Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno ' t mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseaethe huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

K33P 5MI1LN'!! :kiss: (*8*)
Chaz :luv:
 
:lol: That's brilliant, Chaz! I've seen something similar before, but this is even better! ..|
 
So, where the hell is this challenge you spoke of?

I did notice your typing is getting a bit better,

BUTT,

your spelling has suffered a bit.


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I guess we're all part of that extry speshul groop.

Sorry it took me so long to get here tonight.
I was given an assignment that required my attention.
 
Before the rumours start to fly,
in the other threads the bio stories were personalized
by putting jubbers we love in situation spots...
some what similar to our image of them on JustUsBoys...
spoof, parody and general razzing,


In this thread I use names differently. For example,
Deacon Don because it it worked well. Aaron was a guy
I knew, as was James..
.the names sort of shaped the characters and helped me
keep track of who was doing what. note, our Don
has not offered to proof me like he does others.


Some of these stories may draw from my real life and I use non
jubbies in this thread.
 
Lust
Before...After and Again


by Wolfe

Moonlight dancing on the windscreen as our love mobile slides into the deserted parking lot. Two bottles of tequila, handful of poppers
and a boner tearing up my levi button flys.

In and out of the little office he has the key to our cabana in paradise. Sliding back into the bucket seat that bubble ass stretches the white chinos, no jockys and in
the dome light I can make out black curly hairs and a lump no sports cup could
hope to encase. Would the magnums we got at CVS fit him..fit me...hell, can they be slid on over precum drenched cocks...will they stay on? No matter, the room awaits.

Okay, light the candles.. no taj mahal but what the fuck...we aren't here for the tour.

My god, getting his shirt, even sleeveless over these bulging bronzed muscles is a
struggle. I linger a moment nibbling the rosette nipples nursing them erect. My tongue now lapping at his treasure trail pausing to suck the sweetness from the hollow of his rippled abdomen. Slowly tugging the zipper of his skin snug linen slacks, easing past the now wakening serpent below, careful not to snag one precious bit of the skin enshrouding its head. Odors permeate my nostrils as I tongue, inhaling his most personal essence.

Once idle fingers fumbling now unbuttoning freeing my crotch. My levis drop,
joiningg our shirts crumpled on the floor. Plump lips seek and finding begin to nurse
the purple flange and pulsing meat. Slowly the tongue edges over my swollen
nuts past the taint and through the hairs to my most sacred place. Quivering
a moist trail in the blondness there it rims, it pokes, teasing , plunging seeking
the entrance to my chamber of pleasure marking a trail to the promised land.

A pause for drinks and breaths and the adventure continues. My newly christened lips have found the pot of gold at the rainbows end. Quick a popper and a gusher ensues ...sweet young manhood coats my throat and pints of college jock cum
slithers down igniting the flames in my gut. His rod loses none of its tumescence
still throbbing still questing more and different release. My virgin ass quakes ...
a mixturre of fear and desire casing that tight sphincter to wink open and shut
in almost desperate invitation. Quantities of me now splooging his manly chest
in anticipation.

A pause, long tugs of tequila and such, my eyes fearfully witness the boys engorgement. The bulbous head swelling in the candlelight, my swollen cock now
shriveling, sated yes but frightened too. More tequila, soft words and gentle
hands caress me soothing this timid anal virgin. My lover, wise beyond his years
offers the drink and the bong...he then langouriously dips his fingers in our mingled
juices applying them to his trojan wrapped warrior as it struggles within the confines.

Dabs of love trickled between my flanks my thighs now open as my mind freed of
its chains soars with desire and unmet need. A new and unknown craving opens
me deep. The Searing iron shift at my innocent portal hammers and thrusts at a gate
never before used this way. The demanding animal opens and enters. Pain, both
horrible and exquisite course my veins. The erratic jabbing settles into a rythmic
thrusting, massaging places I never knew existed. Another gulp, a puff a hit and
then his sweated wet chest on mine both gasping and heaving. The incredible machine he called his cock still rubber suited still pumping, its hugeness still invading
my bowels... still causing paroxyms of delight that were before unknown unimagined.




Sunlight streaming through the filthy window pane. Sparkling rays biting through the
grime and hopelessness years of neglect had coated the walls, the floor, the very air.

Sagging mattress pressing the beds rusty springs into the detria below. Amid the ticking and coils a body, supine, as bare as the bulb overhead.

The suffocating heat envelopes the exposed body of my now depleted lover. The
snores coming from the bed vibrate my very soul, my hands atremble, spilling
tequila on my silvered chest, bathing me in drops of alcohol where moments before I had been covered in the waters of lust. Murky puddles, proof of our incontrovertible entropy, dissipated enthalpy.



These tawdry quarters once again begin to pale as the tequila slides down my throat and his chiseled buttocks send their fervent message to the no longer dead beast in my lap. Refreshed. now swelling seven thick unhooded inches craving his inner sanctum. Salt crystals dried on his young gleaming flesh, fresh trickling rivulets from neck to calves begging for
attention searching lips to get the moistness to the boys muscled ass. My rampant cock and I lurch forward. The condom tight but finally rolling over my tower of desire.
Our sweat and stale semen serving as lubricant. I position myself curly haired chest to nubile bare back, spreading his rosy cheeks, readying the head of my desire to enter the sweet confines of his now awakening anus. Its greedy mouth even now engulfing, swallowing me so deep so swift into...

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What did you say? Think the Auto dude or the real writers here might enjoy?
 
I think lots of folk from these here parts would enjoy.

As for Proof-reading for you - a DIALOG can be had - TWO people communicating.

I don't always Offer - I sometimes wait to be asked if I would . . . I am not always sure a desire for such service are in evidence.

Particularly your writing - once upon a time, you free-wheeled your verse and prose live, not offline to be perused separate from the actual post.

If you'd like someone to take a gander at and suggest tweakings prior to publishing, I'd be happy to help.
 
It's still off the cuff. Can't find my micro soft office shit, the W7 note pad ate two 'creations'

and hates me. It scoffs at my feeble attempts to get it to co-operate.

This last piece of smut got away from me and ran down the verbiage highway naked and

screaming demanding in the name of good writing that I cut my fingers off at the wrists,

stuff my tongue in a usb (or whatever) port and my dick into a light socket. I still might give

in and do that...might get a charge out of the experience.

bottom line, I free wheel and free base with impunity and a total lack of integrity. The remark

as to your editing and the others that partake was a back handed compliment to you and your

cadre of wordsmiths. It's okay chezkaquez I still loves ya...didja like the filth above?
 
I saw no "filth". I saw erotic literature.

If you'd like some editing - try your freewheeling in an e-mail to me.
 
Who the Hell is "Wolfe"??? (I'm guessing we ain't talkin' Virginia, are we?) :confused:

In any case ... Great, Awesome, "Filth"!! :=D: *|* (!) (!w!)

THANKS!, Bud! (group)

Keep smilin'!! :kiss: (*8*)
Chaz :luv:
 
Wolfe is the leviathan amateur that thinks he can write adult stories.

From time to time he seizes my space and machine leaving a trail of

seeming detria for me to deal with.

BTW, Glad you enjoyed, other contributors are encouraged.
 
Once upon a midnight, dreary,
The slithy toves did gire and gabe,
As the Highway Man came riding,
Miss Muffet sat upon
Three blind mice.

What big teeth you have,
Little Boy Blue!
Bare foot boy,
Who will not see me stopping here,
Let down your hair.

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall,
Whee, Whee, Whee!
What's in a Name?
'Tis better to be
One for All!

Oh Beautiful,
In dawn's early light,
Ask not,
What will be will Be.

A stitch in time,
What yonder light,
For purple mountains' majesty
Begin the Beguine,
O'er shadowed walls ...

Have you seen
"My Precious"?
As The World Turns,
There's nothing to Fear!

Keep smilin'!! :kiss: (*8*)
Chaz :luv:
 
Chaz,

Your prosaic edda has the hint of familiarity and yet treads the boards

aspiring to meld the archaic rime with its modern alternative.

You have obviously at some time paid attention to the intricacies

and variables that mark our constantly evolving language.

Good Show.
 
Methinks our Chaz is a fan of a certain Author of British origins.

Carroll, that is, Lewis Carroll

I confess to being a bit corn-fused with some of the lexicon our KY beast presented us with, and did a wee bit of Yahooing --

Jabberwocky Wikipedia was one of the immediate responses.

The expanded education J U B provides through our myriad eyes . . .

Image Search Results for slithy toves

Jabberwocky - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 
Happy to have stretched your ganglia, Don! ..| :lol:

Keep smilin'!! :kiss: (*8*)
Chaz :luv:'

(Seems I did misquote that, though! #-o )
 
Chaz,

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There are no mis-quotes......ever.

Your government in action should have shown you that.

Mistaken, misinterpreted, misbegotten or even mis-stated.

Never mis-quoted. And you can quote me on that.

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