I'm a slut!

[Kulindahr]

also my hero!

You'd like the bumper sticker I want:

Everybody's weird.
Some are proud of it.​

 

[Willie Boy]

Ew. .... .... ....

you ew.

 

[Beanstalk]

*sells tickets*

 

[CumAlong]

^there's nothing loose about my tight virgin ass

 

[Kyanimal]

CumAlong ...

Let's just skip all the preliminaries, get down to Business, Fuck each others' brains out, until we can't SCREAM anymore, our bodies completely drained, and we collapse in a tangled heap, of intertwined Guy flesh, until we wake up, and start all over again!

I might even cook you breakfast, after licking ALL of You clean, in a hot shower, or, better yet, have breakfast delivered by a Horny "Delivery Dude" ... which we could proceed to Share!!

(Now taking auditions for the role of "Delivery Dude"! )

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[CumAlong]

I love this thread more and more every day. Sounds heavenly, kyanimal

Perhaps we can fit some whipped cream..or melted chocolate into the mix?

 

[boynappedjosh]

So how did you start on the prowl mr Dirty boy lol As long as your enjoying yourself and being safe!

-j-

 

[Willie Boy]

I love this thread more and more every day. Sounds heavenly, kyanimal

Perhaps we can fit some whipped cream..or melted chocolate into the mix?

That's it! We're definitely through. It started with you cheating on me with Kulindahr and now you're whoring it up with Kyanimal! One i could forgive, but not two. You coulda had lots of fun in a wonderful threesome with me and Frankie, but you have thrown that away! You say you want whipped cream and melted chocolate, WE would have gotten there, wold have had pools FULL of each. We would have even gotten kinky with jell-o. But that is all gone now, never to be. I hope you are happy with yourself.

 

[CumAlong]

That's it! We're definitely through. It started with you cheating on me with Kulindahr and now you're whoring it up with Kyanimal! One i could forgive, but not two. You coulda had lots of fun in a wonderful threesome with me and Frankie, but you have thrown that away! You say you want whipped cream and melted chocolate, WE would have gotten there, wold have had pools FULL of each. We would have even gotten kinky with jell-o. But that is all gone now, never to be. I hope you are happy with yourself.

*takes off clothes except underwear*..now why don't you take all that anger...*lick lips* and show me how a real man punishes a naughty little boy like me...*drops trousers* make me squeal...

 

[Willie Boy]

Nope. You had your chance, but blew (hehehe) it. So now you can just blow 'cause you ain't gonna get to blow me no more.

 

[CumAlong]

Fine!

But you should know....I'm pregnant with your child

 

[Willie Boy]

Yeah? Prove it.

 

[Kulindahr]

Perhaps we can fit some whipped cream..or melted chocolate into the mix?

That comes with the full body massage I wake you up and put you to bed with.

 

[Kulindahr]

That's it! We're definitely through. It started with you cheating on me with Kulindahr and now you're whoring it up with Kyanimal! One i could forgive, but not two. You coulda had lots of fun in a wonderful threesome with me and Frankie, but you have thrown that away! You say you want whipped cream and melted chocolate, WE would have gotten there, wold have had pools FULL of each. We would have even gotten kinky with jell-o. But that is all gone now, never to be. I hope you are happy with yourself.

See how good it is to be free of this guy, CumAlong?

He thinks he owns people, and promises imaginary friends!

 

[Willie Boy]

See how good it is to be free of this guy, CumAlong?

He thinks he owns people, and promises imaginary friends!

I have never promised any imaginary friends. And I never claimed to own anybody, but I do not abide someone cheating on me as I do not cheat on them. I do not expect any more than I offer. Can others say the same? And when one looks at it objectively, I am also free of him.

Yes he is free to jump from bed to bed as his whims may take him, the downside: shallow relationships with no more meaning than dust blowing in the wind. I am free to not have my heart treated with disrespect, my downside: always having the same partner, our hearts growing closer and our love growing deeper as we travel the paths of life together. When comparing to two, I still come out on top. Enjoy.

 

[SilverWolf]

Oh this is better than a soap opera

 

[Willie Boy]

Glad we could entertain you.

 

[Kulindahr]

I have never promised any imaginary friends. And I never claimed to own anybody, but I do not abide someone cheating on me as I do not cheat on them. I do not expect any more than I offer. Can others say the same? And when one looks at it objectively, I am also free of him.

Yes he is free to jump from bed to bed as his whims may take him, the downside: shallow relationships with no more meaning than dust blowing in the wind. I am free to not have my heart treated with disrespect, my downside: always having the same partner, our hearts growing closer and our love growing deeper as we travel the paths of life together. When comparing to two, I still come out on top. Enjoy.

Oh, I see -- you're free to cheat, but you don't want others to.

 

[CumAlong]

Yeah? Prove it.

Check the dumpster around the street corner...



And besides, it's not cheating, it is called getting experience, and sharing the love, like the hippies always wanted everyone to do.

*grabs chocolate and whipped cream*
Now, it's almost bed time and I got shit to do..
*gets handcuffs*
Who's coming?

 

[SilverWolf]

Check the dumpster around the street corner...



And besides, it's not cheating, it is called getting experience, and sharing the love, like the hippies always wanted everyone to do.

*grabs chocolate and whipped cream*
Now, it's almost bed time and I got shit to do..
*gets handcuffs*
Who's coming?

I can't wait to see your thread when you become a sex god