I'm a slut!

[CumAlong]

lol, at what magical number does that happen? I think I am getting ahead of myself!

 

[SilverWolf]

I think it doesn't happen till at least 500

I'm not to sure though. One day I just noticed I was a sex god lol

 

[CumAlong]

Mission received. Onwards!!

 

[Lefty]

Yeah wolfiekins and you were not the only one who noticed..,..

 

[SilverWolf]

Really?

Maybe I should make a "I became a sex god" thread

 

[SilverWolf]

So am I.

You too?

Lets celebrate!

 

[Kulindahr]

Check the dumpster around the street corner...



And besides, it's not cheating, it is called getting experience, and sharing the love, like the hippies always wanted everyone to do.

*grabs chocolate and whipped cream*
Now, it's almost bed time and I got shit to do..
*gets handcuffs*
Who's coming?

Forget the cuffs. I have this dog collar, a leash, and a nifty little uniform that says "I'm A Service Animal".

 

[Kulindahr]

Really?

Maybe I should make a "I became a sex god" thread

How about a

"When the hell did I become a sex god?!!!" thread?

 

[CumAlong]

Forget the cuffs. I have this dog collar, a leash, and a nifty little uniform that says "I'm A Service Animal".

Now you're talking. I like your style.

 

[Kulindahr]

Now you're talking. I like your style.

Just remember, that uniform and collar are all you get to wear.

And you have to learn to lift your knee to pee before I'll take you to the building supply store, where people will look between your legs to see if they should say, "Good boy!" or "Get off me, girl!"

 

[SilverWolf]

Forget the cuffs. I have this dog collar, a leash, and a nifty little uniform that says "I'm A Service Animal".

I am so not going to ask why you have those things

 

[CumAlong]

I am so not going to ask why you have those things

But I am going to ask, why DON'T you!? They are a necessity!

 

[SilverWolf]

But I am going to ask, why DON'T you!? They are a necessity!

Why don't I own a dog collar and leash?

Maybe I because I don't own a dog?

 

[SilverWolf]

How? By slutting? lol

I was going to say make a thread celebrating all the sex gods on JUB

Slutting? You've got a dirty mind

Though it does sound fun

Or you've been talking to bemused too much

 

[CumAlong]

I was a slut once.. now I'm a virgin again.

Sounds tragic. Did it hurt?

 

[Willie Boy]

I have never promised any imaginary friends. And I never claimed to own anybody, but I do not abide someone cheating on me as I do not cheat on them. I do not expect any more than I offer. Can others say the same? And when one looks at it objectively, I am also free of him.

Yes he is free to jump from bed to bed as his whims may take him, the downside: shallow relationships with no more meaning than dust blowing in the wind. I am free to not have my heart treated with disrespect, my downside: always having the same partner, our hearts growing closer and our love growing deeper as we travel the paths of life together. When comparing to two, I still come out on top. Enjoy.

Oh, I see -- you're free to cheat, but you don't want others to.

If you had actually read that the first time around you would have noticed that little emphasized section. As I said right after it, I don't expect any more than I offer. I don't cheat, is it really so wrong that I expect the other person not to as well? I don't understand why this concept is so hard for most gay men (and a good portion of straight men, as well) to understand.

 

[SilverWolf]

If you had actually read that the first time around you would have noticed that little emphasized section. As I said right after it, I don't expect any more than I offer. I don't cheat, is it really so wrong that I expect the other person not to as well? I don't understand why this concept is so hard fo[STRIKE]r most gay men (and a good portion of straight men,[/STRIKE] people as well) to understand.

That's a little more accurate

That way we are not leaving out gay, bi, straight, pansexual men, and women of all different orientations

 

[Lefty]

Wolfie, nice clean up of a rather (and surprisingly considering the poster) careless remarks field

 

[Kulindahr]

If you had actually read that the first time around you would have noticed that little emphasized section. As I said right after it, I don't expect any more than I offer. I don't cheat, is it really so wrong that I expect the other person not to as well? I don't understand why this concept is so hard for most gay men (and a good portion of straight men, as well) to understand.

You say you've got a partner.
But you're posting like you don't.

If CumAlong and I having a bit of a fantasy is cheating on you, then you are cheating on your partner.

Thus, hypocrite.

Q.E.D.

 

[Willie Boy]

You say you've got a partner.
But you're posting like you don't.

If CumAlong and I having a bit of a fantasy is cheating on you, then you are cheating on your partner.

Thus, hypocrite.

Q.E.D.

If you noticed, my partner was included in the earlier fantasy, hence the threesome. There was no cheating on my part.

Thus you are either confused and mistaken, or you are attempting to assuage your own guilt. Mistakes are easily forgiven. Idiocy is not.