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I'm a urethral virgin. Are you?

Are you a urethral virgin?

  • Yes, I am as pure as snow ands as chaste as ice in that area.

    Votes: 40 85.1%

  • No, my penis is used up to the point of being more of a vagina with longish labia.

    Votes: 5 10.6%

  • What's a "urethra"?

    Votes: 2 4.3%
  • Total voters
    47
Harke the Boeotarch

Harke the Boeotarch

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I've never put anything up my penis, but some [STRIKE]guys[/STRIKE] people will put just about anything up there; pens, pencils, sounds; you name it.

Did you lose your urethral virginity?
 
1big14me said:
Had a tube up there when I was 10, appendix surgery, but that is about it. Does that count for still being pure?
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If you didn't do it for thrills it doesn't count.

treanir said:
I thought you, of all people, would have had nearly everything up there. De-bended paperclips, straws (to really give a "blowjob"), copperwire... :p
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I'd like to tell you that I inserted the straw of a mini-packet of "Appelsientje" that my mother put in my lunchbox into my urethra during a break at highschool, but then I'd be lying.
 
Harke the Boeotarch said:
I'd like to tell you that I inserted the straw of a mini-packet of "Appelsientje" that my mother put in my lunchbox into my urethra during a break at highschool, but then I'd be lying.
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Uhuh. Yeah. That story came out a liiiiiiitle too easy to be made up.
 
Nope I am not. I think it feels great. In fact I have been looking for a wand for a while now.
 
Since my erection curves a little bit I can't use anything solid or stiff. So I have a flexible silcon sound that I'll use a few times a year. It's not on a regular basis at all.
 
Yes... cystology test quarterly for a while but now semi-annually by an urologist
 
Harke the Boeotarch said:
If the staw is in the pack and you squeeze, you might give yourself an 'urethral enema' of sorts.
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When i was like 10 or something i squirted lube i had found in my parents bedroom up there....OMG IT HURT LIKE HELL!!

Honestly i think it could have had spermicide in there too! :eek::(

Obviously i had no clue what i was doing, now i only use that hole as an exit.

Ouch again...
 
treanir said:
Well, what normally comes out of there is the same colour anyway.
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What!?! "Appelsientje" is orange juice. You're probably thinking about "Goudappeltje", that other Dutch schoolchild staple.

[edit] Or at least they used to call it that. "Goudappeltje" "little gold apple" is a product of the "Appelsientje" which means "little orange". To make this even more confusing "appelsien" for "orange" is almost never used anymore and sounds remarkably like "appel" which means "apple".
 
^ And now you know why I confused the two.

Squirting something as hideously acidic (it gives me no end of heartburn, even with medication!) as Appelsientje up there? I can't only imagine the pain that would follow.
 
I wouldn't want to put anything in my own (and I haven't) but I have enjoyed some of the videos of others guy doing it. People stick all sort of weird shit in their cock though, screwdrivers, spoons, fingers... I guess the sound thingies are safer but they don't look as good.
 
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