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I'm babysitting two hyper eight year olds for the next 24 hours.

justmeagain said:
Sounds like you are not babysitting material.
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I'm really not. One of my favorite things about being a homo is that I don't have to worry about knocking anyone up. Just listening to their high pitched screeching makes me want to chug bleach.

But what's family for besides guilt tripping you into doing things that you hate.
 
Don't give them sugar.

Have them play "graveyard." They lie on the floor and the first one to move loses.

If one of them hits the other with something, take it away and put it where they can't reach it. Do NOT give a warning. Take it away on the FIRST hit.
 
Críostóir said:
Don't give them sugar.

Have them play "graveyard." They lie on the floor and the first one to move loses.

If one of them hits the other with something, take it away and put it where they can't reach it. Do NOT give a warning. Take it away on the FIRST hit.
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They just got back from an amusment park where they had insane amounts of cotton candy. There is no way they are going to lie still until they crash. I'm just greatful that they've stopped throwing the air mattresses at me.

They'll come down eventually...the fact that they're eight and naturally hyper and I'm going to be watching them until 9ish tomorrow is what's really depressing me.
 
If you lived near me I'd drop off a xanax for you, not the kids. Xanax makes it all better, lol.
 
Kennylingus said:
They just got back from an amusment park where they had insane amounts of cotton candy. There is no way they are going to lie still until they crash. I'm just greatful that they've stopped throwing the air mattresses at me.

They'll come down eventually...the fact that they're eight and naturally hyper and I'm going to be watching them until 9ish tomorrow is what's really depressing me.
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Someone let hyperactive 8s have tons of cotton candy and then dumped them on you? What did you do to make them hate you?

Kennylingus said:
It does seem like everytime I do my mom a favor it seems like some kind of punishment. Maybe she's just subtly getting back at me for being such a ass during my teenage years...
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Oh. That.
 
kids got alot of energy.
Give them a lot work like cleaning, vacuuming ... etc. and you just sit back and relax.
 
That IS a good point though...what threats do you have against them? Will they be punished if they do terrible things? Are they expected to obey you?
 
reading aloud is best. something immersive, which will allow you to show off your reading-aloud skills. i'm assuming the parents have suitable material around to choose form? then play a game that'll catch em off guard and totally focus em like old maid or monopoly or pictionary or even charades. you 3 can dwell in that for a while. 8 yr olds are excellent fun. this is an opportunity!
 
Buckley said:
reading aloud is best. something immersive, which will allow you to show off your reading-aloud skills. i'm assuming the parents have suitable material around to choose form? then play a game that'll catch em off guard and totally focus em like old maid or monopoly or pictionary or even charades. you 3 can dwell in that for a while. 8 yr olds are excellent fun. this is an opportunity!
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Huh...I was thinking more spiking their drinks with children's benadryl.
 
Kennylingus said:
How do you even get onion juice?

Is there really a company that sells it, cause...worst job ever.
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Throw a bunch of onions in your food processor. Process the shit out of them. Strain through a cheesecloth. Fill your squirtgun or plant mister with the juice.

I mean, didn't you do that when you were a kid?

GoodbyeSobriety said:
Haha, that shit's hilarious.
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Got it from Darla.
 
I don't get it. I had to baby sit two different pairs of brothers years ago, all four of which had ADHD. It just took a lot of repeating, and time, all of which I had plenty of.
 
Críostóir said:
Throw a bunch of onions in your food processor. Process the shit out of them. Strain through a cheesecloth. Fill your squirtgun or plant mister with the juice.

I mean, didn't you do that when you were a kid?
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I got introduced to pot pretty early on....I really didn't do too much of anything.
 
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