I'm bored so....

[Willie Boy]

What kind of question can you answer?

 

[Sinestro]

One's that don't involve movie quotes or the like. Everything else depends.

 

[Willie Boy]

What is the square root of 9?

 

[Sinestro]

3. Whats i squared?

 

[Willie Boy]

You squared is hip.

 

[Sinestro]

Excellent. Any other questions?

 

[Willie Boy]

Did you break it?

 

[Sinestro]

Nope, I have yet to break a single bone. I hope I don't anytime soon.(Knock on wood)

 

[Willie Boy]

Why did you just knock on your own wood?

 

[Sinestro]

For good luck naturally. I don't think the ancient texts specify what type you have to knock on for luck. If they do please enlighten me.

 

[Willie Boy]

But doesn't it hurt to hit yourself in the groin with that 10 pound sledge hammer?

 

[Sinestro]

Where did I say I was knocking with a sledgehammer? But nonetheless yes, yes it would hurt very badly!

 

[Willie Boy]

What else would you knock with?

 

[Sinestro]

My hand possibly? Why would I knock with a sledgehammer? I don't even own one.

 

[Willie Boy]

Just like you don't own that chainsaw you're revving up? Why do you have that look in your eye? Why are you coming toward me, waving the chainsaw like that?

 

[Sinestro]

Cause there is that tree in your backyard you said needed trimming.

 

[Willie Boy]

You plan on trimming all 5,786 of the, then?

 

[Sinestro]

Unless you'd rather it be you that I trim.....


Yeah maybe not all 5k of them but a fair few.

 

[Willie Boy]

Its all or nothing baby, just like taking my cock, all or nothing.

 

[Sinestro]

I see. Well then which choice do I make?