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I'm bored so....

Maybe not. I dunno, but I'd rather choke on that then trim 5k trees.
 
Impossible! I cannot trim trees and suck a cock at the same time.
 
Unless you want the trees cut down, the angles do not work well together. Unless those trees have harnesses in them...
 
Hmmm..... Maybe I should just let my partner continue with the job. He's already proven he can do it.
 
Your choice, but I hope I get something to drink at least.
 
@TC: Do you play Tekken and if so, who's your favorite character(s)?
 
Hmmm..... Another JUBber calling me by my pre-retirement title. I guess I am still God even if I claim retirement. Just when you think you're out, they pull you back in..... with their incessant whining and complaining and begging. Why haven't I wiped humanity from mine sight yet?
 
Because some of us are like cockroaches, Immune to everything. While some are like rabbits, multiplying more than should be needed. And some possess both traits, so that's why we're still here.

And yes, we are still going at it. And I also don't want what's in the bedpan... I was thinking like some soda or something, not your special "lemonade".
 
Oh, that wasn't my lemonade..... A friend of my partner stayed with us a couple months back after he broke both his legs in a snowboarding accident.

I've been known to kill seven cockroaches with one swing. I've also been known for slaughtering a field full of rabbits/jackrabbits in under ten seconds. If I really wanted to, humanity would be gone, so far they just aren't worth my time.
 
Oh well then I'm glad we aren't worth your time.
 
I wouldn't quite classify you as merely human. You are more like one of the demi-gods. Half human, half god (think a less powerful version of Hercules).
 
Ah ok. As long as I don't have to worry over my termination.
 
What.... You think that I couldn't defeat a Terminator or two (million)?
 
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