I'm bored so....

[borg69unimatrix]

Snap a few shots? It's all 3D holograms baby! You think I'm going to waste all this good technology on a couple blurry Polaroids ?

 

[Willie Boy]

Hmm not sure, depends where we're fighting. Cause you know environment and all needs to be taken into account.

I'm not talking specifics, just the general plan.

Have you ever penetrated a Borg Shield? Resistance is Futile.

Borg shields are worthless. But it is true, they are powerless to resist when I choose to destroy them.

Till that home-wrecker Willie Boy shows up and tries to stick his dick in the pie.
I heard that he's screwing Sinestro too. They're all filthy sluts.

Haven't you read the latest gossip scrawled across the stalls of the JUB bathroom?

They all scribbled their phone numbers on the tile in front of the urinals.

Excuse me? Where did you hear this fallacy? And watch who you call a filthy slut you cheap, dirty whore.



Proof that they should have never published that "internet for Dummies" manual. Now the rest of us can't take a step anywhere without tripping over on of them in here dumbing the place down! Sheesh

 

[Sinestro]

Snap a few shots? It's all 3D holograms baby! You think I'm going to waste all this good technology on a couple blurry Polaroids ?

My bad, I forgot which universe I was in.

But all the same, those pesky federation members are always stealing borg tech so keep an eye out for them.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Oh Silly Willie...

 

[Willie Boy]

Silly? Me? Not at all. What is silly is your faith in borg technology. I personally have, single-handedly, destroyed 486 Borg Cube-ships, only 314 are "confirmed kills".

 

[strangepoetry]

Excuse me? Where did you hear this fallacy? And watch who you call a filthy slut you cheap, dirty whore.

I told you, it's scribbled all over the JUB bathroom stall that you're the High Priestess Crotch Licker. I ain't spreading rumors. I'm just saying what I read.

Stop selling your hole if you don't want people yapping about it.

By the way, I've got another two dollars to spend: Bend over.

 

[Willie Boy]

I told you, it's scribbled all over the JUB bathroom stall that you're the High Priestess Crotch Licker. I ain't spreading rumors. I'm just saying what I read.

Stop selling your hole if you don't want people yapping about it.

By the way, I've got another two dollars to spend: Bend over.

I have never sold my hole and I never will. Now STFU on topics you have no clue about asshole.

 

[strangepoetry]

I have never sold my hole and I never will. Now STFU on topics you have no clue about asshole.

I think I remember you selling your hole for a dollar and fifty cents last week.
Maybe even two for dollar.

 

[Sinestro]

Ok guys play nice please. I don't want a fight in here.

 

[Willie Boy]

Don't worry... If it ever came to a fight it wouldn't be in here. It would be in the Real World and would end very quickly in one of two ways: 1) He runs away screaming like the coward he is, pissing his pants as he goes. 2) he struggles up enough courage to try something and I put him under in less than six seconds.

And now back to the thread.

 

[Sinestro]

Very well.


Anyone have any more questions?

 

[Willie Boy]

What is the square root of the hypotenuse equal to?

 

[Sinestro]

The circumference of a moose? Or is it a piece of pie? I can never remember...

 

[Willie Boy]

Would that be a chocolate mousse?

 

[Sinestro]

Sure, and speaking of which I wouldn't mind some of that right now.

 

[Willie Boy]

Here you go:

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Smokey the Bear, Tony the Tiger, Toucan Sam, Count Chocula, Trix Rabbit ... if you had to sleep with one, which would you choose?

 

[strangepoetry]

Don't worry... If it ever came to a fight it wouldn't be in here. It would be in the Real World and would end very quickly in one of two ways: 1) He runs away screaming like the coward he is, pissing his pants as he goes. 2) he struggles up enough courage to try something and I put him under in less than six seconds.

Be nice, Willie.

 

[Willie Boy]

Smokey the Bear, Tony the Tiger, Toucan Sam, Count Chocula, Trix Rabbit ... if you had to sleep with one, which would you choose?

That's an..... interesting question.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

That's an..... interesting question.

It was like around 6am(ish)... I take little responsibility for how my brain works at that time of morning.