I'm bored so....

[Willie Boy]

It's a bit more like...... BOOM!!!!!!

Then you all cease to exist.

 

[Sinestro]

Thats why we don't mess with anti-matter. Especially me, no matter how badly I might want to.

 

[Willie Boy]

What about Uncle Matter, or any of the Matter cousins?

What about Tow Mater?

 

[Sinestro]

Tow Mater, is welcome to sleep in my garage. However I have yet to meet The uncle or cousins.

 

[Willie Boy]

Where would you let Lightning McQueen sleep? (I know where I'd let his hot little nephew, Steven, sleep! )

 

[Sinestro]

In the driveway? And I'd Let Steven sleep with me too.

 

[Willie Boy]

So.... You'd put a beat up old tow truck in the garage, but the shiny new race car would sit in the driveway?

At least you didn't stuff Steven out into the dog house (A suggestion from my partner - he even insisted the poor boy wear nothing but a dog collar even! )

 

[Sinestro]

But thats just it, if the Rusty tow truck gets anymore rustier it won't work. Meanwhile the bright and shiny new racecar can stand to use a blemish or two, and even then it can be restored. I would like to see Steven in a dog collar, but he would not be shoved outside, just the opposite actually, He'd never leave my room.

 

[Willie Boy]

I didn't say I'd let my partner do that to him, at least not beyond the dog collar. And if my partner insisted, HE'd be the one in the doghouse! Pun intended.

 

[Sinestro]

I see. now I have a persistent but pleasant image of Steven. Would you allow your partner back in after awhile?

 

[Willie Boy]

Of course. Steven and I wouldn't have sex until my partner was allowed back in. I don't cheat on my partner, but it isn't cheating if we share the third party (hence the creation of the 3some).

 

[Sinestro]

I see, even better then.

 

[Willie Boy]

Yeah. My partner will spend the night in the doghouse, I'll sleep alone and Steven will take one of the bedrooms down the hall.

 

[Sinestro]

Lol, the whole night out in the doghouse? Ouch, I hope he's a quick learner. But I'm sure the following activities would be much more fun after he returns.

 

[Willie Boy]

Yeah he'll really be suffering in the heated "doghouse". He has plenty of room to stretch out, food, and water. Not to mention the dogs will keep him company.

 

[Sinestro]

Oh so he won't suffer for being mean? How unfair!

 

[Willie Boy]

Oh, he'll suffer..... Just not physically. He'll suffer a whole night of being separated from me, no sex during that time (which also means no sex with me). That, to him is far worse than any physical discomfort or pain. I'll even remove the pictures of me that are out there so he can't take comfort in looking at them.

 

[Sinestro]

I see, that's admirable that he loves you so. Do you plan on relieving him in the morning? Or just making him suffer a little more?

 

[Willie Boy]

He'll be allowed to share breakfast with us. Or if he refuses, he can have kibble with the dogs.

 

[Sinestro]

I see. What will you guys be having for breakfast?