I'm drunk and horny

[alli-berri]

Spent the whole night with a bunch of straight, "I'll break your fucking neck if you try and put anything in my hole," redneck boys. All hot, of course.

I'm like, dripping with man-craving horniness. I hate being home for the summer. All these straight guys that won't give me any kind of cock. I just want to suck some D!!!! Nothing worse than being dropped off, drunk, by a straight guy that you know you can't reason with. By nothing worse I mean right now at this moment.

Somebody give me a cock to suck on!

 

[Nomenclature]

pm me if you have yahoo and a webcam.

 

[alli-berri]

MMMMM I knew SOMEBODY'd be around.

 

[alli-berri]

Hmmm... it's looking like a good ol, drunken chatroulette jack off tonite.

 

[ozguy]

So you don't have a problem with brewer's droop then? lucky boy!

 

[mbamike]

Give me your location. I'll be right over!

 

[alli-berri]

So you don't have a problem with brewer's droop then? lucky boy!

To be honest, I've only fucked drunk once. And even then, I knew that I was only using "whiskey dick" as an excuse for my nervousness. I don't think he believed me.

 

[MarkDW]

How about getting some different friends? =)