I'm Drunk and Horny

[RyzeAbove]

so what did you gentleman all dotonight?

 

[RyzeAbove]

Oooooooh,, can I play with your maracas......can I, Uh Uh uh....

get ur own and we can play together

 

[RyzeAbove]

why do people hate you?

I'm blunt or they dont like guys with red hair. I had this guy at a bar once all about me. then I took off my hat to sratch my head and he sees my red hair and was like I have to go...I' not fat...I just have beautiful auburn hair he was a slob anyway

 

[RyzeAbove]

so sexy splash79 whats going on? are we counting or what

 

[RyzeAbove]

Goodnight Boys thanks for the company I am buggin out and I need to go to bed

 

[RyzeAbove]

ryze, im stoned lol ur fuckin hott, i love redheads and jewish guys lol

Why thank you kindly

 

[Soilwork]

mmm... just waking up.

I had this amazing dream last night that this charming, hunky man with red hair held me and kissed me and hugged me and then out of nowhere, he threw me down on hi bed, threw me on my back, topped the heck out of me and played maracaas while he was doing it.

 

[joeG23]

No - we like your ass

 

[eclectic_spirit]

I am so glad that poeple actually like me on this thing. Most people hate my ass.

There are those of us who think you're wonderful, sweet, funny, and beautiful. And, dang it, it looks like I missed out on all the fun! I didn't even get to you goodnight.

 

[eclectic_spirit]

Goodnight Boys thanks for the company I am buggin out and I need to go to bed

By the way, how did things...er...uh...turn out?

 

[GenericSR]

The bright whiteness of the website is bound to split his head open this morning. I don't think we'll be hearing from him for a while.

 

[RyzeAbove]

mmm... just waking up.

I had this amazing dream last night that this charming, hunky man with red hair held me and kissed me and hugged me and then out of nowhere, he threw me down on hi bed, threw me on my back, topped the heck out of me and played maracaas while he was doing it.

Sounds like a wonderful dream, I guess it was those stupid free maracas that made it happen. I just have to say I am never drinking again...I am currently looking for my head right now somewhere on the floor of my room...Also I believe I had a religious experience and saw god lastnight/this morning in the bathroom...I apologize to you all for my stupid behavior lastnight I wish there was a way I could get rid of those posts. Oh well

 

[RyzeAbove]

What's wrong with those posts? Don't cheapen me...

(I'm cheap enough as it is.....no really, just ask my friends!)

Edit: P.S. Hope y'all is feeling better

No I mean my posts, yours were more than fine

 

[RobDaRebel]

I was sooooooooooo horny ealier on, I swear I shot about 8 or 9 times I felt so at peace with meself after

 

[duroc5088]

Ryzeabove,

I think it is time for a revolution. I think that us redheads should take over the world. I mean come on, who better to rule the worl than a bunch of cute red headed guys.

All in favor, say "I".

Dirk

 

[RyzeAbove]

Ryzeabove,

I think it is time for a revolution. I think that us redheads should take over the world. I mean come on, who better to rule the worl than a bunch of cute red headed guys.

All in favor, say "I".

Dirk

Fuck yeah, I! Sounds like a good idea however, I think it would probably just be you and me, oh well I think we can take everyone else.

 

[RyzeAbove]

Baby you don't need a revolution, you just need better asset management. Gimme a call sometime and we can work out a fee.

Send a business card my way and my people will call yours

 

[duroc5088]

Fuck yeah, I! Sounds like a good idea however, I think it would probably just be you and me, oh well I think we can take everyone else.

sounds like a plan.

It's like I always say " Red hair is fun hair"lol

 

[Soilwork]

Also I believe I had a religious experience and saw god lastnight/this morning in the bathroom...I apologize to you all for my stupid behavior lastnight I wish there was a way I could get rid of those posts. Oh well

Yeah, dude, you converted to Jasunism.

That tends to happen after all the fun we had.

And there's no reason to feel stupid at all.. I was stone cold sober and slobbering all over you like I always do.

Being a gay guy means it's ok to be a horny sex pig and then wake up in the morning and feel like you did a REALLY cool thing.

 

[thewiz]

I, too, think redheads are extremely hot! The red pubes and light blonde hair on the legs....mmmmmmmmmm

My first was a redhead....