I'm forming the Gay Avengers

[fabulouslyghetto]

recruiting to fight the forces of evil and homophobia and ugly fashions. What's your nomme de guerre and superpowers?

My superhero name is Trixie Pixie, my super powers are I can suck peanut butter through a straw and the ability to walk out of a thrift store dressed like I'm headed to the Oscars.

 

[Peloso]

define "ugly fashions"

 

[Thad1527]

^Sandals with black socks.

I'm in on that.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

define "ugly fashions"

Crocs, and anything a person who would wear crocs has hanging in their closet.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^Sandals with [STRIKE]black[/STRIKE] any socks.

I'm in on that.

Fixed that for you. I cannot comprehend socks and sandals, isn't that like two negatives they're supposed to cancel each other out???

 

[Peloso]

I'm wearing crocs with socks right now. Black dress socks, actually, over a pair of white athletic socks.

I promise you this is 100% true.

Also blue sweatpants, a Tiger Fitness t-shirt and a maroon bathrobe.

And a ski cap.

Come at me, bro.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I'm wearing crocs with socks right now. Black dress socks, actually, over a pair of white athletic socks.

I promise you this is 100% true.

Also blue sweatpants, a Tiger Fitness t-shirt and a maroon bathrobe.

And a ski cap.

Come at me, bro.

We will tear you apart. Every single word you wrote feels like treason + crimes against humanity and fashion.

 

[rareboy]

Crocs, and anything a person who would wear crocs has hanging in their closet.

You do realize that Crocs are the mandatory footwear for Canadians....our gift to the world.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You do realize that Crocs are the mandatory footwear for Canadians....our gift to the world.

It makes too much sense. Canada was too good to be true, of course there'd be a nefarious agenda. I will never forgive you for crocs. My best friend has a pair that he adorns with, ehh, whaddya even call it, accessories that fit into the holes? Cartoon characters and whatnot. Even though they're super cool they're still totally lame.