i'm going to let you decide the fate of my bussy

[fabulouslyghetto]

jub's first ever reality dating show. i dunno how this works, i'm really high right now so let's just run with it. but i'll let you, the viewers decide the fate of my hole

 

[Alistair]

I’ve never had a STD

 

[rareboy]

I say...tag team.

 

[PalacePaul]

Why limit your options? many of us are available

 

[Vannie]

I have my $9.99 ready for the video.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Why limit your options? many of us are available

threeway cage match in a ring full of banana pudding?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I’ve never had a STD

LADIES AND.... LADIES (AND ALISTAIR) WE HAVE OFFICIALLY TAKEN A LEFT ONTO SHADY OAK BLVD!

 

[Alistair]

I have my $9.99 ready for the video.

It’s going to be on our only fans

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

It’s going to be on our only fans

$3 #pricedtosell #recessionprice

 

[Vannie]

It’s going to be on our only fans

I'll start a GoFundMe right away.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Me, of course.

With a titanium condom (not a Titan condom), a whole coloring box of antibiotics and the uv-room from The Andromeda Strain.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Me, of course.

With a titanium condom (not a Titan condom), a whole coloring box of antibiotics and the uv-room from The Andromeda Strain.

i fucking hate you!

 

[LoveMyPeppermill]

What's Papa Bear's answer to this question?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

What's Papa Bear's answer to this question?

He doesn't care either way, long as I give him his 85% cut.