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I'm handing out toothbrushes for Halloween

NedNickerson

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I just turn out all the lights in the front part of the house
and stay in a back bedroom and surf the net or watch tv.
No one bothers coming to my house.
 
Since we're in a townhouse, even though it's part of a larger regualr neighborhood, we don't get a lot of kids - we miss it.

You're only a kid for so long. Don't like being a sick in the mud.
 
a few years ago when i lived in a condo downtown with my b/f at the time, we had a very secure building and so there were no kids from outside the bldg. someone was smart and put a "signup" sheet in the elevators asking how many kids were in the building. as it turns out that year - only 2.

so terry and i went to a specialty chocolate store and got 2 x 5lb toblerone bars. they were absolutely immense. we knew we were only getting 2 kids so why the hell not.

you should have seen the look on those kid's faces when they were handed these chocolate bars that were almost as tall as they were. lol... PRICELESS.
 
I like your style, BoxerdudeUK. Sounds like something we'd do.
 
I'll take a nice sparklely shiney red 1 to go with my eyewear ;)
Hi Vanman (*8*)
 
Make their job easier - leave several rolls of toilet paper out on the front lawn.

Lex
 
SRMan said:
Oh wee!!... toothbrushes!(!)

While you're at it, why don't you just fucking hand out little toothpaste tubes? Oh man....Your house would be so fucking egged it's not even funny man. Make an omelet on your roof the next day!

:lol:
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haha incidentally, SRMan, looking at your avatar - here's a pic of my ex b/f in his giant skull... lol we found it....

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dude I would totally go to your house like 5 times.
I love toothbrushes!

You should hand out floss too!

:3
 
I would go to your house five times too.

To poo on your lawn. Gimme candy, dammit! :grrr:
 
boxerdudeuk said:
a few years ago when i lived in a condo downtown with my b/f at the time, we had a very secure building and so there were no kids from outside the bldg. someone was smart and put a "signup" sheet in the elevators asking how many kids were in the building. as it turns out that year - only 2.

so terry and i went to a specialty chocolate store and got 2 x 5lb toblerone bars. they were absolutely immense. we knew we were only getting 2 kids so why the hell not.

you should have seen the look on those kid's faces when they were handed these chocolate bars that were almost as tall as they were. lol... PRICELESS.
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oh my gosh! that was awesome! i'm sure those kids loved you two for that one. :)

unlike the op \/

vanman said:
A friend of mine gave me a case of toothbrushes,so I'm handing them out for Halloween......:mrgreen:

Damn kids ain't gettin my Kit-Kats......:mad:

Get a friggin job,you snivelling little brats....:mad:

And,don't think your getting free dental care either.....:mad:
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hmph! i know someone who's getting a lump of coal in his stocking come christmas...

:p
 
This is just as bad as the guy that always gives out pencils. What a drag.
 
vanman said:
A friend of mine gave me a case of toothbrushes,so I'm handing them out for Halloween......:mrgreen:

Damn kids ain't gettin my Kit-Kats......:mad:

Get a friggin job,you snivelling little brats....:mad:

And,don't think your getting free dental care either.....:mad:
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i remember when I was little, when we went to the dentist homes, they gave us toothbrushes with the candy. :)

I need to start putting the little give away bags together. I think we are going to have a lot of kids....maybe I should just stick them outside and let them grab them. i don't want the flu... I have around $150 of candy so far to give out.
 
vanman said:
A friend of mine gave me a case of toothbrushes,so I'm handing them out for Halloween......:mrgreen:

Damn kids ain't gettin my Kit-Kats......:mad:

Get a friggin job,you snivelling little brats....:mad:

And,don't think your getting free dental care either.....:mad:
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Go on. Why don't you start handing out shriveled old tangerines while you're at it?
 
GL;553075 hmph! i know someone who's getting a lump of coal in his stocking come christmas... :p[/quote said:
That lump is not coal and that certainly is not his stocking where you are sticking it.
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What is it about Kit Kats- never one of my top 5 candy bars, but my daughters are pillaging our treat bags, and demolishing any reserves of those, too!
 
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