I'm having a botox party, BYOB

[fabulouslyghetto]

I used to think there was something mentally wrong with people who got plastic surgery, to risk permanent disfigurment or even death over something superficial... but I just smiled in the mirror and maybe I'm trippin but I think I saw wrinkle lines near my eyes, so I want ALL the plastic surgery. Gonna start light with some botox and if that doesn't work I'll let them chop, screw, slice, dice and remix my face until I recapture the youthful looks that have had men and women hitting on me everywhere I go for the last two decades.

Seeing as how I'm probably one of the youngest people here, I'm pretty sure that if my face is in need of a tune-up I can't be the only one. So come one, come all. Feel free to bring strippers or booze or snacks or all the above cuz I feel like the host shouldn't be responsible for that. Oh, and bring the botox cuz I don't know what it is or how to acquire it.

I can't wait to look like this!

 

[LilBit]

Aww, Fabby, is your vajayjay getting droopy?

 

[rareboy]

I'll have what she's having.

 

[PalacePaul]

No thanks, I look great with my daily dose of facial cream

 

[backagain]

I used to think there was something mentally wrong with people who got plastic surgery, to risk permanent disfigurment or even death over something superficial... but I just smiled in the mirror and maybe I'm trippin but I think I saw wrinkle lines near my eyes, so I want ALL the plastic surgery. Gonna start light with some botox and if that doesn't work I'll let them chop, screw, slice, dice and remix my face until I recapture the youthful looks that have had men and women hitting on me everywhere I go for the last two decades.

Seeing as how I'm probably one of the youngest people here, I'm pretty sure that if my face is in need of a tune-up I can't be the only one. So come one, come all. Feel free to bring strippers or booze or snacks or all the above cuz I feel like the host shouldn't be responsible for that. Oh, and bring the botox cuz I don't know what it is or how to acquire it.

I can't wait to look like this!

Botox may hide the wrinkle, but what will you do when the turkey neck shows up?
I wouldn't suggest surgery, but to nibble away at it.

 

[fredroy]

After turkey neck you have to deal with bat wings or wear long sleeves forever.

 

[KaraBulut]

OIC. We're calling them "facial botox parties".

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[fabulouslyghetto]

Botox may hide the wrinkle, but what will you do when the turkey neck shows up?
I wouldn't suggest surgery, but to nibble away at it.

you rotten bij

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

OIC. We're calling them "facial botox parties".

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what if I don't want to fix my anal spasms?

 

[Peloso]

You could have just shellacked yourself when you were twenty.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You could have just shellacked yourself when you were twenty.

bij I'm still twenty.

 

[Alistair]

I’ll shellack his ass.


Whoops, did I say that out loud?

 

[KaraBulut]

Just in time...

CDC: Harmful reactions linked to botulinum toxin injections

Get the most up-to-date information here.

www.cdc.gov

As of April 12, 2024, a total of 19 people from 9 states have reported harmful reactions after receiving botulinum toxin injections from unlicensed or untrained individuals or in non-healthcare settings, such as homes and spas. States reporting these reactions include Colorado, Florida, Illinois, Kentucky, Nebraska, New Jersey, New York, Tennessee, and Washington.

 

[rareboy]

I’ll shellack his ass.


Whoops, did I say that out loud?

Sounds like fun.

 

[LilBit]

bij I'm still twenty.

Hooka, your booty implants are twenty.