I'm here for your entertainment.. Ask away.

[mikeyjon]

Is their anything or anyone that makes you feel sentimental?

 

[Duigi-Luigi]

Do/Did you play any organized sports?

At the moment, what video games are you obsessing over?

What to you collect?

Do you get the "munchies" after cumming?

 

[asu1117]

Who is scarier... The Joker, or Ronald McDonald?

Whats your opinion/perception of us British Men?

I love British accents. I don't have any particular perception, because it would be pointless to try and make a blanket presumption about such a large group of people.

Do you want pics of my dick and face

Face pictures are always welcome.

Is their anything or anyone that makes you feel sentimental?

Yes, there are a couple of people from my past that make me feel sentimental. One girl in particular that I dated. There are also some movies and songs that have sentimental value to me.

 

[asu1117]

Do/Did you play any organized sports?

At the moment, what video games are you obsessing over?

What to you collect?

Do you get the "munchies" after cumming?

1. I played soccer and basketball throughout school, I still play when the oppurtunity arises.

2. Batman Arkham City and NCAA Football 12.

3. Nothing really, I've never gotten into collecting things

4. Not generally, usually just get kinda tired and wanna nap.

Have you ever been in love?

What's your favorite swear word?

Would you date a porn star or an escort?

What's your favorite music genre?

1. Close enough.

2. Fuck

3. Hm.. That's a tough one. I doubt it.

4. I love certain kinds of alternative rock and metal. I have a pretty varied taste in music. The only stuff I won't listen to is country and bluegrass, even though I live in the south.

 

[asu1117]

Whoops, wrong thread.

While I'm here...

How's the P90X coming along?

Haha, it hurts. Makes me miss regular visits to the gym.

 

[Duigi-Luigi]

The Dark Knight:

Your favorite scene and quote?(other than "Why So Serious?" lol).

I enjoy the soundtrack from the movie. Do you own the soundtrack?

The Joker fucks things up just for the fun of it. If you could fuck something up, what would it be?

You're the prisoner on the boat, do you push the button?

 

[asu1117]

The Dark Knight:

Your favorite scene and quote?(other than "Why So Serious?" lol).

I enjoy the soundtrack from the movie. Do you own the soundtrack?

The Joker fucks things up just for the fun of it. If you could fuck something up, what would it be?

You're the prisoner on the boat, do you push the button?

1. Hm.. That's hard, because the entire movie is so fantastic. My favorite quote is probably "I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger".



My favorite scene is probably when the joker does the pencil trick. Because it really establishes the character and how psychotic he truly is.

2. Yes, I own the soundtrack. And I love it. Especially the Joker's theme. So eery and haunting.

3. Hm.. That's a good one. I love fire and explosions, so that would be fun. Maybe something to do with wall street? It's all fucked up anyway, so why not just rain fire down on it all.

4. Yes, I'm not going to pretend to be a better person. I would save my life.



Good questions! I know this is an "ask me" thread, but I'd love to see your answers to these as well.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

How bad do you want to be Batman's 'bitch' ???

 

[asu1117]

What would you do to me if I were in your room with you right now?

I'd pull your clothes off and throw you onto my bed. Then i'd get on top of you and kiss you softly at first, before becoming more passionate. I'd kiss my way down your chest, focusing on those sexy nipples. Making my way down your stomach until i work my way further down.. ultimately leading to..

 

[asu1117]

How bad do you want to be Batman's 'bitch' ???

Nicely done! I'm never anyone's bitch, but for Batman.. Hell, I'd do whatever that fucker wanted.

 

[asu1117]

would it be a terrible idea for me to burn all my sick days for the year and piss off my boss to go to Vegas with my boyfriend next week?

Maybe not terrible.. Certainly not the best idea. But sometimes the things that are the most fun aren't great ideas.

 

[asu1117]

^

Wanna runaway somewhere and get matching Lego tattoos?

We can raise hell in the streets, drink beer, and get into trouble 'til the end of time.

Weren't we planning on running away to Canada or San Fran anyway?

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Nicely done! I'm never anyone's bitch, but for Batman.. Hell, I'd do whatever that fucker wanted.

Glad you liked it... "Bat-Bitch".

^v^

 

[Duigi-Luigi]

The Dark Knight:

Your favorite scene and quote?(other than "Why So Serious?" lol).

I enjoy the soundtrack from the movie. Do you own the soundtrack?

The Joker fucks things up just for the fun of it. If you could fuck something up, what would it be?

You're the prisoner on the boat, do you push the button?

ASU-

1. Favorite scene/sequence is "I want my phone call."



I like the way it shows how he manipulates the detective.

Quote: "When the chips are down, these uh, these 'civilized people', they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."-Joker

2. Yeah I own the soundtrack

3. I would fuck up religion.

4. I would push the button. Fuck'em!

Alright, enough about me back to you....

What kind of car would you like to own?

Black jack or Poker? Why?

What do you like,physically, about a woman?

What's it like to be in a mosh pit?

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Poison Ivy, Harlequin, Catwoman, Talia ...

Which Batman female villain turns you on the most, and/or would you most want to sleep with, and why???

 

[asu1117]

ASU-

1. Favorite scene/sequence is "I want my phone call."



I like the way it shows how he manipulates the detective.

Quote: "When the chips are down, these uh, these 'civilized people', they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."-Joker

2. Yeah I own the soundtrack

3. I would fuck up religion.

4. I would push the button. Fuck'em!

Alright, enough about me back to you....

What kind of car would you like to own?

Black jack or Poker? Why?

What do you like,physically, about a woman?

What's it like to be in a mosh pit?

1. Hm, at this point most things would be an upgrade. I'd love an Audi, among other things I have no way of affording.

2. Black Jack. Because I'm better at it.

3. Their curves, the way their bodies feel against mine. It's different than how it feels with a man, hard to describe I guess. And lips, I love nice lips.

4. Violent, lol. Tons of fun, so long as you avoid getting punched.

Poison Ivy, Harlequin, Catwoman, Talia ...

Which Batman female villain turns you on the most, and/or would you most want to sleep with, and why???

Talia, no question. There's something mysterious and intriguing about her. She's dark, dangerous and sexy. And I'd imagine she's fantastic in bed.

 

[Duigi-Luigi]

It's me again and I'm bored lol...

While fucking, do you like someone who screams, moans, ect?

I gave you $500.00 as a gift, what is the first thing you will purchase?

*Knock* "Hello we are missionaries from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints...." How do you respond?

Are there any pranks that you are proud of? Explain

BTW...I also like the curves(BREAST) of a woman and you haven't lived until you been in a mosh pit! lol

 

[asu1117]

It's me again and I'm bored lol...

While fucking, do you like someone who screams, moans, ect?

I gave you $500.00 as a gift, what is the first thing you will purchase?

*Knock* "Hello we are missionaries from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints...." How do you respond?

Are there any pranks that you are proud of? Explain

BTW...I also like the curves(BREAST) of a woman and you haven't lived until you been in a mosh pit! lol

1. Screaming seems fake to me and gets irritating, lots of moaning and groaning is great though.

2. Hm. Maybe a new Patagonia jacket or some video games.

3. I'd likely not answer the door at all. But if I did I'd just tell them I wasn't interested. I could care less about their crazy beliefs, but being rude would do me no good either.

4. I'm not a big prankster, I enjoy watching them but I'm not entirely creative myself in that aspect.


I agree, the adrenaline you get in a mosh pit is just unbelievable. And when it's a band you really love, nothing better. Except maybe great sex.

 

[Gravelord_Nito]

Have you forgotten me?

 

[asu1117]

Have you forgotten me?

Nope, I'm pretty sure who you are, even though you've changed names several times now.