I'm new here so I can get away with another one of those ASK ME ANYTHING threads.

[Waldon]

Right?

Ahead you go.

 

[JayHawk]

What is the best day of your life so far?

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

if ya was road
where ya like start
ans end up?

not got do end up bit no wanna cause folk keep moving

sooooooo like stop offs?

option 3 ya get use transport ya choice ans stiiiilllllll get chance of 1 ans 2 WOT ans OFFA!
@ will he take ittt? @
_ oohhhhhhh_< audience goin OOOOOOH

ansssss

 

[pat grimshaw]

How do you feel about an important part of your nation's recent history being turned into a soap-opera to show off Meryl Streep's skills of impersonation.

 

[Waldon]

What is the best day of your life so far?

Tough question to start. Hmmm.
I can't really tell, but I'll have to say the day I arrived in London.
It felt like I pushed the restart button, and the I could really feel the vibe of the city when I was on the bus with my oversized, heavy suitcase around midnight.
It was memorable.

 

[Waldon]

if ya was road
where ya like start
ans end up?

not got do end up bit no wanna cause folk keep moving

sooooooo like stop offs?

I guess if I was a road I'd like to start in my small hometown in Portugal and end here in London. Destiny is destiny and that'll always be my path.
Where'd I stop off? The south of Portugal, as I had a life there for 3 years before I came here.

option 3 ya get use transport ya choice ans stiiiilllllll get chance of 1 ans 2 WOT ans OFFA!
@ will he take ittt? @
_ oohhhhhhh_< audience goin OOOOOOH

ansssss

Sorry I couldn't understand what you wrote.

 

[JayHawk]

Tough question to start. Hmmm.
I can't really tell, but I'll have to say the day I arrived in London.
It felt like I pushed the restart button, and the I could really feel the vibe of the city when I was on the bus with my oversized, heavy suitcase around midnight.
It was memorable.

I am a gypsy so I know of that wonderful feeling. it is a pleasure to feel a place and explore somewhere new is it not?

have ya ever been in love?

 

[Waldon]

How do you feel about an important part of your nation's recent history being turned into a soap-opera to show off Meryl Streep's skills of impersonation.

Well it's not really my nation, so it doesn't have the same impact on me as it may have on the British, and I haven't seen the movie yet but I must agree it's been publicized as a yet another Meryl Streep Oscar moment which is shadowing the life and work of Tatcher.
It's a bit of a "Madonna does Evita" kinda moment, but the way both movies were marketed couldn't be more different.

 

[Waldon]

I am a gypsy so I know of that wonderful feeling. it is a pleasure to feel a place and explore somewhere new is it not?

It really is. It's a whole new light in your life.

have ya ever been in love?

I've had plenty of crushes but only once I would consider being in love. It was a confusing story but it felt so right. Shame it didn't transcend to a relationship. Hell, there wasn't even a kiss. It was all in the eyes.

 

[JayHawk]

Sometimes the love never realized is the best because you will always have it just the way you wanted it to be.

 

[Waldon]

Sometimes the love never realized is the best because you will always have it just the way you wanted it to be.

Yes, but it's really frustrating when you know the other guy really wanted to be with you but just couldn't do nothing because of his social situation.
He was one of my friends. And he was in a relationship with one of our friends. But it just happened between us as we grew closer and closer. But he couldn't just swap a friend for another friend in the group. What would his friends say?

 

[Waldon]

How big is your dick ?
Hey someone had to ask.

Haha I guess someone did. I've no idea in inches, but I count 16cm on the ruler. It's thick too.

 

[Waldon]

You look like a kisser.

Do you like your eyebrows as much as others must?

Haha I am a kisser.

I don't like my eyebrows at all. I have some hairs in the middle, it's almost in a "one eyebrow state", but I'm terrible with the tweezers.

 

[pigface]

Do you carry a 'brolly & wear a bowler hat at all times except in bed? Do you take tea and scones at four o'clock?

 

[DeadRussianSpaceMonkey]

What do you do for a living?- If you are a college student, what do you study.

I see your profile says that you other boys just don't like you, do you actually believe this? Or do you feel it just self pitty?

Born and raised in London?- Do you come from a large family? or?

Have you ever had a boyfriend before?

Who was your first kiss? First love? First shagg?

Hobbies? Do you have any?

Who is your favorite disney character?

Bottom, Top, Versatile? Would this change in a relationship?

Favorite color?

Favorite food?

Favorite date?

What has been your most random adventure?

Most humbling experience you've ever had?

How many times a day do you masturbate?

Do you have any special abilities?- Guitar, Drums, Cooking, Taking off your underwear zoolander style?

What made you join jub? Were you a lurker, if so which section is your favorite?

Do you think SLOPPYSECONDS is real or a robot that posts strange comments?

Did you ever expect someone to ask so many questions?

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

this type reply fa ya reply

Obrigado

 

[Waldon]

Whats the best thing about living in London ?

The best thing about living in London is definitely doing whatever you want at any time you want. Well, mostly.
But there's always stuff to do everywhere. A movie, an exhibition, theatre, clubs, stores, saunas, gay gatherings... Everything is here.

 

[Waldon]

Do you carry a 'brolly & wear a bowler hat at all times except in bed? Do you take tea and scones at four o'clock?

Haha! I don't. Mainly because I'm not British. I reckon the British also don't do that.

 

[Waldon]

What do you do for a living?- If you are a college student, what do you study.

I'm a Reception Duty Manager at a famous Hotel chain in the UK.

I see your profile says that you other boys just don't like you, do you actually believe this? Or do you feel it just self pitty?

Thing is I do. I meet most of them online, and it's so tough to see their disappointment face when they meet me in person. I always know they won't call/text back, and they don't.

Born and raised in London?- Do you come from a large family? or?

I'm not born and raised in London. I'm Portuguese. Moved to London back in late October 2010.

Have you ever had a boyfriend before?

I never had a boyfriend. I never even had a "special friend".

Who was your first kiss? First love? First shagg?

My first kiss? I never know how to answer this. If it's the first romantic kiss then I think I never really had it. Kissing leading to/during sex? I think it was with my first guy. We were watching Ice Age, I was very nervous as it was a sex date, and out of the blue he just kissed me. The sex afterwards was indeed very good.
My first love, I was really head over heels about this guy in school. He was two years older than me, and he kept looking at me everyday. (This was confirmed by a friend of mine who was gobsmacked by that fact.) I was obsessed, but I never talked to him before. One time a common friend sent me one of those chain e-mails and his address was in the CC. So I added him to MSN Messenger and it was a disaster. Haha. He wasn't rough or anything, I reckon he was just baffled by this random boy from school adding him on Messenger lol. I was so embarrassed.

Hobbies? Do you have any?

I don't have any hobby per se, but I do follow the music business and I'm always putting new stuff on my iPhone.

Who is your favorite disney character?

I just realised I don't really have one.

Bottom, Top, Versatile? Would this change in a relationship?

I'm a Top, although I started my sex life as a Bottom. I guess it would change if I met the right guy who made me comfortable enough.

Favorite color?

Blue.

Favorite food?

Italian. Especially lasagna.

Favorite date?

Of the calendar or romantic date? haha.
My favourite date was with an Australian guy here in London. We went out for lunch and a stroll around my area, and then we sat down on the grass in the sun and had the loveliest conversation. When we said goodbye he pouted for a kiss and I was too nervous so it was a strange corner of the lips kiss.
Afterwards he was very dismissive and stood me up on our second date. A month later I found out he got married to another Portuguese guy "for Visa purposes".

What has been your most random adventure?

I guess it was back in Portugal. Me and my friends went for a long walk from the University campus to the beach. We passed through people's properties, stole some oranges and took some random pictures. We then hitchhicked with this strange van guy and we finally got to the beach where we had a lovely time.

Most humbling experience you've ever had?

I don't really know. I don't think I had one as of yet.

How many times a day do you masturbate?

Depends. Sometimes I go for days without masturbating, sometimes I wank 7 times in a row.

Do you have any special abilities?- Guitar, Drums, Cooking, Taking off your underwear zoolander style?

Not really, I guess my special ability is to adapt to the language I'm surrounded by. I've always been good at English, and I'm very good at picking up accents. I'm sure if I went to Germany I would learn German very quick.

What made you join jub? Were you a lurker, if so which section is your favorite?

I've just missed having someone to talk to about anything. In here I have all of you guys and SLOPPYSECONDS! I lurked sometimes in the Porn section! Haha!

Do you think SLOPPYSECONDS is real or a robot that posts strange comments?

I think he's a real person, he just doesn't type very well does he? SLOPPY use punctuation!!!

Did you ever expect someone to ask so many questions?

I was about to comment on this before I started but then I saw this question haha. I wasn't expecting this at all, but thanks, it's my favourite post so far!

 

[JayHawk]

sniff sniff... but you said my post were your favorite...





what is the sexiest type of guy to you...?? like post a pic of someone similar ...


What would you do if money were no issue?


What did you study at Uni?


where would you live if you could? Or if you dont know yet then where would you visit?


that is all I have right now.... sorry I am not as prolific as the DeadRussianSpaceMonkey... but he is a monkey after all and they are very curious...