I'm not mad at you, Callie; I'm mad at the dirt...

[LilBit]

...that you've been spreading about me! Herpes? Really! The very thought. I will have you know, you lascivious woman, that I am as chaste as a nun. And not the nuns who taught you in elementary school. I am not, I assure you, in any way affiliated with the Sisters of Perpetual Moistness.

As for you, my dear, I've heard that you are the real cause behind Marley's temporary disappearance. The poor thing got his thingum stuck up your hoo-hah, and the pus and scabs, coupled with the fact that you do your kegels religiously, turned your love canal into a fleshy bear trap!

It was very brave of him to come back, albeit under a half-assed version of the Witless Protection Program. Do go easy on the poor boy this time, won't you?

And if you spread any more of your viscious lies about me, I shall be forced to post pictures of you that would make your dear sainted mum spin in her grave.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Re: I'm not mad at you, Callie; I'm mad at the dir

[strike]Marley's[/strike] fabulously ghetto's Concession Stand​

Fish plates: $12
Small soda: $4
Large soda: $17
Funnel cake: $2.99 and I'm feelin' fine.

Come and get your fish plates! No round of Dirty Dozen between Callie and Lilbit is complete without your fish plate.

 

[Apollo]

Re: I'm not mad at you, Callie; I'm mad at the dir

Ooooooooooh. Oh No he didn't!!!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Re: I'm not mad at you, Callie; I'm mad at the dir

Keep my funnel cake on hold

Bitch, what'chu mean "funnel cake?" You better get you two fish plates and a large soda too, I got kids to feed and baby daddies to fly out to New York for my own season of Maury. Plus I gotta get git my hurr and nayuls deeyid.

for when cali's ghastly face starts spinning and speaking in tongues.

Terrible thing. I told Callie that cross-breeding with different species would come back to bite her in the ass and it did, literally and figuratively. She insisted on giving birth to the first giraffoceros-human baby thing. Shame.

 

[Joshua_me]

Re: I'm not mad at you, Callie; I'm mad at the dir

The poor thing got his thingum stuck up your hoo-hah, and the pus and scabs, coupled with the fact that you do your kegels religiously, turned your love canal into a fleshy bear trap!

I hate when that happens.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Re: I'm not mad at you, Callie; I'm mad at the dir

Look ho, your ass need to be happy that I'm still willing to buy anything up off of you after I bought that Rolex from you that turned my entire wrist green.

Moe Moe, rather, Hoe Hoe, you MUST clean the deposits of cum out of your ears (and stop the skull-fucking altogether for that matter). I didn't say it was a "Rolex", I said it was a "Po'Lex."

And don't get me started on that Louie Vuitton knockoff purse I got from you. It's s'pose to read LV not XX. Hell I would have even taken VV written all over it like these other ghetto trashy tramps wear on their bootleg bags.

Like you give a damn. You knew that shit was fake when you paraded your stuck-up ass around the club with it slung over your shoulder. I did have a good laugh when you started wilin' out to "Single Ladies" in the middle of the dance floor and the strap broke. I felt bad that everyone was pointing and laughing though.

Shit, going on the Maury Show to find your baby's daddy will make you famous faster than you would if you stood in line to put up with Simon and Kara DioMaschiogaga's bullshit at American Idol.

Hold on a minute bitch, don't be dissin' my girl Kara Dimischago.

As far as hurr and nayuls being did, call up T-Bird's triflin' ass and tell him to give up some more duckys on that child support so you can buy Pampers.

Pampers? Who need new pampers? My babies are grown, they're 1 and 3. They know how to climb onto the kitchen sink and wash that shit out when it gets dirty. Priorities bitch, priorities.

 

[caligula]

Re: I'm not mad at you, Callie; I'm mad at the dir

So I pop up to Sydney for a couple of days as part of my glamorous off-line life, and what do I find plaguing my on-line life the very minute I return...?

Offensiveness!

And this from the woman I was PRAISING only days ago when she passed her basic literacy test or whatever it was that she felt compelled to share with the world.

This from the woman I was publicly ENCOURAGING to continue striving for greater things, like conquering her agoraphobia, for instance, or mastering the fundamentals of bodily hygiene.

This from the woman whose dedication to fucking, I mean supporting the disadvantaged caused the Politically Correct Police to come round to my door because I said in another thread that bedding boys with cerebral palsy is like riding a battery operated Dildo (Apologies. I've since retracted that statement following a police beating.)

Yes, this from the woman who has now become a pin-up girl for spastics everywhere.

And, naturally, all the usual suspects flocked to her shambolic words, screaming for a scrag-fight: phony va-jay-jay Tranny-Moe, back from the dead FabulouslyMarley, that crotch sniffer Swiffer, Piggy (who took his head out of the trough for thirty seconds), that toffee coloured slut BlackWolf, and even poor Joshua-me (who must have been coming down from his glue high).

Thank you so much ALL of you. But I shall not dignify Dr Lilbit's impertinence with an open brawl for your entertainment. Rather I shall employ my preferred method of censure, which is to stalk her random postings and heap derision on them.

Keep up the good work!

 

[TygreBryte]

Re: I'm not mad at you, Callie; I'm mad at the dir

what kinda fish on the fish plate?

 

[LiquidSky]

Re: I'm not mad at you, Callie; I'm mad at the dir

Come and get your fish plates!

Does this "fish plate" at least come with a few sides? Perhaps some hushpuppies, coleslaw, and fries?

 

[LilBit]

Re: I'm not mad at you, Callie; I'm mad at the dir

Callie, you filthy strumpet!





I have nothing more to add. I just like saying "strumpet."

 

[Joshua_me]

Re: I'm not mad at you, Callie; I'm mad at the dir

and even poor Joshua-me (who must have been coming down from his glue high).

Hey !!!

I was still plenty high, thank you very much.

Honestly, the nerve of some people !

You better check on that penicillin they keep shooting you full of at the free clinic, honey. I think they got a hold of a contaminated batch that is making you loopy.

Bitch ain't right.

 

[caligula]

Re: I'm not mad at you, Callie; I'm mad at the dir

I have nothing more to add. I'm just a paid strumpet."

A word of truth from this woman at last!

 

[caligula]

Re: I'm not mad at you, Callie; I'm mad at the dir

Eeeeek!

You've got me, you little bastard, Swiffer!

And I HATE being busted for my typos. I HATE IT!

But I'm girl enough to concede my flaws when they're exposed so publicly, so I shall take it on the chin.

Just like you did with Piggy's last facial!

I'm putting a new thingy under my moniker right now...

 

[caligula]

Re: I'm not mad at you, Callie; I'm mad at the dir

Oh you AMERICANS!

What do you THINK it is?

(Memory like a sieve, you. I had a fabby time fingering your pert little vanilla bean botty and I ask only this: can I have my mood rings and my Marcia Brady bangle back?)

xxxx

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Re: I'm not mad at you, Callie; I'm mad at the dir

Oooh this is getting good.

 

[chatolandia]

Re: I'm not mad at you, Callie; I'm mad at the dir

I think that we need some super bowl commercials

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Re: I'm not mad at you, Callie; I'm mad at the dir

 

[caligula]

Re: I'm not mad at you, Callie; I'm mad at the dir

This two-face scalawag cali never bothered to finger my brand new plastic botty.

Well, for God's sake woman, try WASHING it more than once a fortnight and I might consider visiting your plastic downstairs! I know it's brand new and all, but if it can't withstand a twice daily dunking in some warm and soapy then that one-eyed Filipino butcher wasn't worth the $39.95 you paid him for it!

 

[caligula]

Re: I'm not mad at you, Callie; I'm mad at the dir

Hay grrrrrl, I'm not an American. I'm a Canadian.

What are you talking about? You mean there's some kind of difference?

Aren't you mounties the fifty-first state???



I really shall have to consult my atlas...

 

[Joshua_me]

Re: I'm not mad at you, Callie; I'm mad at the dir

so I shall take it on the chin.

Mmm hmm.

Well, I think that's best until those gum sores clear up.