I'm Shrinking

[marvtha]

What is in that dish on the rabbit's head?



Hi Marvtha....

their out to get me again ELVIS!!!!!!!!

 

[marvtha]

They'll have to deal with me first Marvtha!!!

SUMINON'S trying to brainwash my muffins!!!!!
BERF has fallen under his spell and MELBO may have made some kinda deal with him!

I CAN'T TRUST ANYONE!!!

EXCEPT YOU SWEETIE........and a few others!

 

[Nonimus]

Well if I knew who you meant, I might be able to tell you. Then again maybe not.

Hmpf! How many Chav's are there that frequent these boards?

 

[Christopher123]

SUMINON'S trying to brainwash my muffins!!!!!
BERF has fallen under his spell and MELBO may have made some kinda deal with him!

I CAN'T TRUST ANYONE!!!

EXCEPT YOU SWEETIE........and a few others!

I better be one of them few

 

[Christopher123]

Hmpf! How many Chav's are there that frequent these boards?

What, by your own definition, exactly, is a Chav? I don't think I've ever been totally clear on that.

(don't hit me for being an idiot - if it was explained in past posts, I missed it)

~hides~

 

[marvtha]

I better be one of them few

TOPHER!!!
of course i can trust you!
but be strong and stay away from the stella!!!!!!!!!

 

[marvtha]

Hmpf! How many Chav's are there that frequent these boards?

SUMINON!!!!!!
did you use all those maccy d coupons already!?!?

 

[FirePhoenix]

Marvtha

You starting to get paranoid and think everyone is out to get you?
We will protect you from the evil chav.

Glad your pussy is feeling better.

 

[marvtha]

Marvtha

You starting to get paranoid and think everyone is out to get you?
We will protect you from the evil chav.

Glad your pussy is feeling better.

FIPHO!!!!


it may be the new meds!?!

marvtha has hit 1,000...but not years old sweetie!
although sometimes my "hoo ha" feels that old!!!!!!!

 

[marvtha]

Marvtha!!! Hi, hon! Listen, I respect and appreciate your "advice" regarding ol' Noni. I know your heart's in the right place. But I just can't help myself! I'm smitten!!! You know how young'uns like me can be... very impressionable and VERY HORNY!!! Didn't YOU ever have a crush so intense you just wanted to tear your clothes off and yell "Take me, I'm yours!!! Have your way with me!!!" Ah, true lust!!!

BERF!!

don't say you haven't been warned!!!!

marvtha's been there...done that....and have the scars from the mutilation to prove it!!!!!!

just beware sweetie!!!!!!!

 

[JASON0980]

What, by your own definition, exactly, is a Chav? I don't think I've ever been totally clear on that.

(don't hit me for being an idiot - if it was explained in past posts, I missed it)

~hides~

yea i'm with you on this one..........

what the hell is a Chav??

glad your pussies better Marvtha
but i am sorry i missed out on the boos while you were gone

 

[marvtha]

yea i'm with you on this one..........

what the hell is a Chav??

glad your pussies better Marvtha
but i am sorry i missed out on the boos while you were gone

you sexy thing!!!!!!!

the pussy is better thank you....i just "pleasured" myself....OH you mean fluffy......he'll live but he has nightmares still!!! MY BAD!!!

just google CHAV it'll tell you all about their nastiness!!!!

 

[JASON0980]

you sexy thing!!!!!!!

the pussy is better thank you....i just "pleasured" myself....OH you mean fluffy......he'll live but he has nightmares still!!! MY BAD!!!

just google CHAV it'll tell you all about their nastiness!!!!

i did. still lost but not sure i want to be found.

 

[gmoney]

yea i'm with you on this one..........

what the hell is a Chav??

Derived from Chatham in Kent, this term can be applied loosely to every culture with a nasty, thieving element. There are many variants of this creature but all are subject to the following commonalities:

Chavs are completely Amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.

Chavs are part Magpie, evidentially supported by their love of all things shiny, or as vaccuous, illiterate street-slang would say 'Bling'. They can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter in Argos/Index.

Whatever their ethnic background, Chavs have a built-in affinity to hip-hop/R&B, even if they are inherently racist (see the Scottish). They see their life as glamorous and cool.

Chavs are for the most part, extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A Chav has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of car modification.

All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police.

Chavs are incredibly fertile beasts, and are highly successful breeders. Where they come unstuck is having to look after the offspring which their 13 yr old drunken fumble produces. More often that not the child will crow to be a Chav, having received no more guidance on life than the parent.

Chavs have a fond love for cars, as well as a Vin Diesel fixation. Rather than buy a nice car to start with, a chav will spend all their dole and tax-free labouring cash on upgrading a 10 year old car with 200,000 miles on the clock. The end product will invariably be a luminous monstrosity with at least one serious collision to it's name.

 

[marvtha]

Derived from Chatham in Kent, this term can be applied loosely to every culture with a nasty, thieving element. There are many variants of this creature but all are subject to the following commonalities:

Chavs are completely Amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.

Chavs are part Magpie, evidentially supported by their love of all things shiny, or as vaccuous, illiterate street-slang would say 'Bling'. They can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter in Argos/Index.

Whatever their ethnic background, Chavs have a built-in affinity to hip-hop/R&B, even if they are inherently racist (see the Scottish). They see their life as glamorous and cool.

Chavs are for the most part, extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A Chav has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of car modification.

All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police.

Chavs are incredibly fertile beasts, and are highly successful breeders. Where they come unstuck is having to look after the offspring which their 13 yr old drunken fumble produces. More often that not the child will crow to be a Chav, having received no more guidance on life than the parent.

Chavs have a fond love for cars, as well as a Vin Diesel fixation. Rather than buy a nice car to start with, a chav will spend all their dole and tax-free labouring cash on upgrading a 10 year old car with 200,000 miles on the clock. The end product will invariably be a luminous monstrosity with at least one serious collision to it's name.

G MO!!!!!!!


sounds like you've had a chav????????

 

[gmoney]

G MO!!!!!!!


sounds like you've had a chav????????

mhmm! I already told you where I learned most of my talents!

 

[JASON0980]

Derived from Chatham in Kent, this term can be applied loosely to every culture with a nasty, thieving element. There are many variants of this creature but all are subject to the following commonalities:

Chavs are completely Amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.

Chavs are part Magpie, evidentially supported by their love of all things shiny, or as vaccuous, illiterate street-slang would say 'Bling'. They can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter in Argos/Index.

Whatever their ethnic background, Chavs have a built-in affinity to hip-hop/R&B, even if they are inherently racist (see the Scottish). They see their life as glamorous and cool.

Chavs are for the most part, extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A Chav has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of car modification.

All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police.

Chavs are incredibly fertile beasts, and are highly successful breeders. Where they come unstuck is having to look after the offspring which their 13 yr old drunken fumble produces. More often that not the child will crow to be a Chav, having received no more guidance on life than the parent.

Chavs have a fond love for cars, as well as a Vin Diesel fixation. Rather than buy a nice car to start with, a chav will spend all their dole and tax-free labouring cash on upgrading a 10 year old car with 200,000 miles on the clock. The end product will invariably be a luminous monstrosity with at least one serious collision to it's name.

wow thats one hell of a definition!!!!

i think i get it now.