I'm sick of the anal thing...

[vanillaISlame]

Hey guys i have talked to people, read stuff on here, and i don't know what to do. No matter what I do I can't get clean to bottom. Plenty of people swear not to douche, I have tried that and that never turns out good. I douche and some times its ok, but only for like 10 minutes, but still vast majority of the time I can't get clean. I try it just a time or two to not make things worse or some times more. I eat good and I have even tried eating bad food. (like fast food or just eating meat and no vegies.) I have tried the fiber thing and nothing works for me. It sucks cuz I love getting fucked and thrown around. I'm at a loss and fucking annoyed. Like I said not douching doesn't work and douching doesn't work for me either. I hate fucking a guy who hasn't douched cuz you can still tell whether their is shit on ur dick or not and it turns me off... Anyone got some thoughts for me? Thanks....................

 

[The Virgin]

well, personally i've only had a few of the anal experience and to be honest, i don't like it simply because it hurts so bad..

 

[vanillaISlame]

As much as it makes me feel icky to say, you could just consider it scat and give your username affirmation.

thanks.......... i'm into, well you name it... but not that.

 

[Simon25]

Don't know what to tell ya man, more often then not I'm clean. Have found the heaver side of the population is usually more dirty then the more fit side. Also when I was with my ex and we bb there was even fewer time that there was any mess then with condoms. I eat a regular diet and exercise regulary. Know that both a changing diet and exercise can affect the intestice and thus the cleanlyness. I don't douche often but the times I do I always come out clean. Make sure you are doing it right.

 

[pat grimshaw]

... it turns me off....

Me too!
So much so that I wont do it.

 

[The_Bennu_Bird]

Try watching your fat to fiber ratio, all the fiber in the world will do no good if you eat it with fats. Try and find foods that bind you, everyone reacts differently to foods, you just need to narrow down what binds you.

 

[healingduck]

^
True story.

 

[The_Bennu_Bird]

Sounds like you need a nice warm bran muffin

If your handing out muffins...

 

[iwantbig]

if i'm about to have a heavy session i warm up with my falcon manrammer till i'm clean ! it generaly drags out any shit thats hiding to about nine inches deep , if that doesnt work i back my asshole onto the shower rose on my bath tub tap and blast my ass full of cold water ( feels great ) and then blast it down the drain ,make sure ive got rid of it all with a quick check with the manrammer and i'm good to go.

 

[Dillon6962]

What I do is use the setup that M1000 showed all day long when I know I will be having sex or playing with my toys. But I plan it and on Friday I will eat lunch and will not eat till Sat night after I have my fun.

I drink milk or protein shakes and water but nothing solid. It gets really clean that way for me at least.

You may get a little hungry but you will live.

 

[anchihiro]

Learn to love the poo.

Or stick to oral.

 

[arpeggi]

I used to get very frustrated with my ex-bf because he would never top and always bottom, but would eat Indian food all the damn time. Like every day at this vegan Indian restaurant, and always the same gross curry dish. As much as I told him to make sure he poops and is clean before I come over and bedtime... well, I'm just pretty sure he never listened to me. I think he thought it was funny.
This might sound gross, but it came to the point that during making out or foreplay, I would test his butt with my finger, and smell it, to see how clean he was. And sometimes he wasn't. So then I would have to find a nice way to stop in the moment to get him to clean up. He knew I would always clean myself up beforehand, even washing my foreskin every time just in case, so I didn't see why he couldn't clean up too, or even at the same time.
Then it made him self-conscious about poop during sex, so he wouldn't do all the fun positions I like out of fear of pooping.

Oh god, and mustard! Eww, not good.

 

[Sha-Rok]

The best thing is yogurt to keep you regular and fiber. I don't bottom often maybe 2 times a year. However, I do like to be rimmed so I make sure I stay clean.

 

[The White Stripe]

Aside from getting any gross diseases I don't think it would bother me.

I mean come on guys we are talking about an ass here. Its primary function is to excrete stinky poop.

I don't think poop is going to kill me if I get it on my dick. It might be a turn off, but I would just wash it off my dick (and out of his ass) and get back to what I was doing (him.)

No need to be a drama queen. Its just a function of the body.

You'll eat cum, but you won't let poop touch your dick?

The only reason I can see you being over concerned is if you can transmit a disease this way. I'm not sure if you can or not, but the fact that you dick is in his butt means you will most likely already have it; poop or no poop.


My advice would be, if you can't fix something about yourself or your body then just own it and don't make a big deal about it.

 

[arpeggi]

Ultimately, I don't even notice the poo until I've ejaculated and pulled out (sometimes in the opposite order), so it doesn't necessarily matter in the heated moment of sex.

However, sometimes it's just nice to lie there for awhile with your cum and sweat all over each other and taking that moment to rest against each other, wet and exasperated. So if I pull out and there's poo on the tip, the one thing that's on my mind is getting it off of me. It seriously detracts from and often interrupts that intimate after-sex moment.

 

[hungrybrownbear]

Its cheap. $40

My doctor once said dont douche but guys must if there is a segment of the population that is into rimming.

http://male.stockroom.com/The-Shur-Shot-P1574.aspx

Well... If you take a shower before hand it should be fine.....

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

anals of time

with pictures

ha

 

[rareboy]

Just be careful douching too much. You can strip your colon of beneficial bacteria and mucous and end up with a wicked infection.

I think that the answer is in the fats as well.

Start with a low fat diet.

 

[MisterMajestic]

I honestly think that at the end of the day, you can do any and everything to make sure you're clean (douching, diet, etc. etc.) but there are always going to be times when something extra decides to stick around. And I believe it happens to people more than they like to admit.

Exactly..It's probably next to impossible to get all the water out after the Enema...When you're getting Fucked there's a strong chance that Fluid mixed with veryl little fecal-matter will drain out of your Ass..In that situation most guys don't worry about it.


But if he is producing fecal Matter evey time he gets Fucked that would certainly be a problem for his Top-Bud...No guy wants to deal with that every single time you Fuck or make-Love.

Here is my odd question but I wondered about it. A child molestor isnt going to have a 'clean little boy'. Are child molestors dealing with poo alot?

Very odd question...You already know the answer..... A Rapist does NOT care about Blood or Fecal matter. They care more about Controlling the victim.

Do you remember the story that broke a while back where a young Mother was Prostituting her 5yr old daughter to different Men for money &/or drugs? One of the Guys decided to take the girl to a Hotel where he Raped & smothered her to death. The police found her in the woods, still wrapped in her blanket covered in her own fecal matter...

Bottom line......Convicted Child Sex Offenders need to be on an island amongst Mentally ill people like themselves.

 

[mbamike]

Like I said not douching doesn't work and douching doesn't work for me either. I hate fucking a guy who hasn't douched cuz you can still tell whether their is shit on ur dick or not and it turns me off... Anyone got some thoughts for me? Thanks....................

I am curious as to the amount of water you are using to douche. You don't need to clean the entire colon, only the 12 inches nearest to your anus. You could be over doing it.

I was in a similar situation as you until I learned how to douche properly. Also, a high fiber diet does improve the situation. Reducing the amount of fat you eat helps too.