I'm so old I remember............?

[Willie Boy]

ISOIR before the Universe was even a suggestion in the mind of God. I was, after all the one who suggested it.

 

[dynk]

ISOIR before there was a made up god.

 

[frankfrank]

ISOIR living in years that didn't start with "2"

 

[M4P]

ISOIR leaded and unleaded gasoline

 

[dynk]

ISOIR going to school and there were no books

 

[Willie Boy]

ISOIR before there was such a thing as school.

 

[dynk]

ISOIR being a waiter at the Last Supper

 

[Willie Boy]

ISOIR being the only one at the FIRST supper.

 

[dynk]

ISOIR who being the man who built the first Cross

 

[Willie Boy]

ISOIR peace and quiet, back before humanity was a thing. Y'alls are a noisy bunch o' critters.

 

[dynk]

ISOIR delivering Willie Boy when he was born

 

[Willie Boy]

ISOIR I wasn't born, I just am.

 

[dynk]

ISOIR when I had only 1 post

 

[M4P]

ISOIR wringer washers

 

[dynk]

ISOIR when everybody in our area did laundry on Monday and hung it out to dry outside

 

[Willie Boy]

ISOIR when people did laundry in the creek and draped it over rocks in the sun to dry it.

 

[dynk]

ISOIR having to shoot animals with arrows to get meat

 

[Willie Boy]

ISOIR having to hunt animals with only my bare hands. Why do you think I invented weapons in the first place?

 

[M4P]

ISOIR depending on a rooster to wake up in the morning

 

[Willie Boy]

ISOIR the egg came first.