I'm Speechless.

[Franco Verum]

I see that JUB has given me the "Virgin" designation.

I'd like to thank all the people at the JUB Academy for acknowledging my talent fully clothed. The moderators who are always confused about where to put my postings, including this one,
and all the swell guys here who were gracious in welcoming me with engagement not involving bodily fluids.
A special thanks to my agent, Alex, whom I have since learned has filched all my money and run off to parts unknown with his ladyboy girlfriend, "Tang." Can't run from INTERPOL forever Alexander!

But most of all, I'd like to thank my incredible and handsome husband, Russ. Whose wise words, "Why are you on a porn site?" Will always be an echo in my heart.

 

[rareboy]

After a certain number of posts you will graduate to Porn Star.

Than what will the husband think?

 

[Franco Verum]

I'm closing my eyes and taking a nap when I get to "slut."

 

[Vannie]

I'm all moist with excitement.


Wait nevermind.....

 

[Thad1527]

Oh, you're Russ's new husband? He did OK with the old one. Until he didn't.

Oops. You're not from Pittsburgh. Nice to meet you!

 

[Franco Verum]

I'm all moist with excitement.


Wait nevermind.....

It's the little things in life that are sometimes the greatest.

 

[Franco Verum]

Oh, you're Russ's new husband? He did OK with the old one. Until he didn't.

Oops. You're not from Pittsburgh. Nice to meet you!

The old one fell off a cliff when I was showing him some pretty flowers, that only grow on the sides of cliffs.

 

[FPNY]

I'm all moist with excitement.


Wait nevermind.....

the elderly and visually impaired are going to read this as you are moist with excretement...

 

[rareboy]

And before you knew it..you are On the Prowl.

 

[Franco Verum]

For this one, all I got was a ice cream cake that said, "Happy Retirement Henry."
I think it was meant for someone else.

 

[Thad1527]

For this one, all I got was a ice cream cake that said, "Happy Retirement Henry."
I think it was meant for someone else.

Miss Manners this week printed a letter from a reader who got cake as a gift. It wasn't a whole cake, though. You DID get a whole cake, right? Count your blessing.

 

[Franco Verum]

After a certain number of posts you will graduate to Porn Star.

Than what will the husband think?

It took an hour to defrost and it had freezer burn on the sides.
What kind of chintzy place is this?

 

[Franco Verum]

The above post meant for you Thad, but maybe rareboy can do say something to management.

 

[rareboy]

The above post meant for you Thad, but maybe rareboy can do say something to management.

Nope...but apropos of nothing...please tell us if you have eaten here and what you thought of the place.

Verum Franco Mesón Italiano Menu – Updated October 2025

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[Franco Verum]

Nope...but apropos of nothing...please tell us if you have eaten here and what you thought of the place.

Verum Franco Mesón Italiano Menu – Updated October 2025

verum-franco-meson-italiano.cafe-encore.com

Try the linguine with clam sauce at Strada Mia, we make everything from scratch, and the clams are caught fresh off the coast of Syracuse.

 

[rareboy]

The pics of the steaks make me drool. And I Looooove Syracuse clams.

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www.opentable.com

 

[Franco Verum]

Oh man! You're not kidding.

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www.opentable.com

 

[Franco Verum]

Picture #18.

 

[rareboy]

Strada reviews are mostly awful though.

Won't be trying it out.

Still interested in going to Verum Franco though...love to eat out....

 

[Franco Verum]

We're fortunate to have Lawry's Steakhouse here. Also the Smokehouse in Burbank.

Hey, I did a member appreciation post on you. You were the first to welcome me here, thank you buddy. Tongue and cheek, but given out of love.