I'm starting a gay religion so we can have tax exempt status

[fabulouslyghetto]

any ideas for who we should worship? remember we're in the realm of magical zombie messiahs so it doesn't even matter if they're alive or if they're even a real person that ever existed. honestly I want to say the good sis Alexandria Ocasio Corte or Vanessa Williams but I'm open to suggestions.

 

[Alistair]

Isn’t it already Beyoncé?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Isn’t it already Beyoncé?

That's obviously our plan B (omg that works on so many levels) but I don't wanna leave any stone unturned. you only get one chance to pick an omnipotent holy being to praise and worship til death.

 

[Alistair]

So Cher would be plan C then?

 

[Cormac135]

Celine Dion.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

So Cher would be plan C then?

my point exactly. now what if I said "yes" right away and now we're locked in and then 5 seconds later i think of chaka khan or celine dion, either of which > cher

 

[Ludlow]

Don't mind who the Messiah in this new religion will be, but can I be a Mother Superior in a hilltop convent singing about climbing mountains?

 

[DepravedMuscleFTL]

^^^^^ silly fags

the obvious answer is Priapus

 

[Level27]

The power of creating life (or the illusion of life) through intense long-time thought-willpower has always fascinated me. In fact, ancient Buddhist Tibetan monks have achieved this feat. Perhaps this new LGBT religion can build on that.
Just a thought.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

The power of creating life (or the illusion of life) through intense long-time thought-willpower has always fascinated me. In fact, ancient Buddhist Tibetan monks have achieved this feat. Perhaps this new LGBT religion can build on that.
Just a thought.

No we're just gonna throw parties and pastor's appreciation potlucks we're not gonna like do community work and spirituality stuff, that shit's for losers.

 

[Level27]

(Post edited out)
I think I misinterpreted what you intended to mean for 'religion'. I guess for my particular idea on the subject, I should start my own thread.
Please carry on.

 

[ShadowCat]

Well celebrity choices include: Britney Spears, Victoria Beckham, Dolly Parton, Cher, Madonna, Chris Evans, Ryan Reynolds, Bradley Cooper, Taron Egerton, Channing Tatum, Chris Hemsworth, Edris Elba!

Porn stars could include: Jack Radcliffe, Paul Carrigan, Michael Boston, Paddy Obrian, Colby Jansen, Connor Habib, Connor Maguire, Trevor Knight, Jaxton Wheeler, Chris Damned, Adam Russo, Allen Silver, Wesley Woods, Adam Killian, Alex Killian, Bill Farnsworth, And Mr. Figata.

of course theres always the trees...wait thats druids never mind lol!!

 

[Charon]

 

[Sebazz]

What would baptism consist of?

 

[Charon]

What would baptism consist of?

Bukkake.