I'm straight

[HunterM]

I think I understand. So you like role playing in bed. Yes? So do I. If you're hot, yeah...I'm straight. I can play a doctor to give you a prostate examination. I can be whatever you want me to be. Call me. Maybe?

 

[pat grimshaw]

.... yeah...I'm straight...

Yes, and Lilbit is bisexual, and I'm saving myself for my prince in shining armour

 

[HunterM]

Yes, and Lilbit is bisexual, and I'm saving myself for my prince in shining armour

You'd better be saving yourself for me. I'm coming for your ass!

 

[pat grimshaw]

^ Yes, please do me!

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

Oh, it's you again.

Nice to know some games are played the same way no matter how long it's been since you picked them up. Ah well, back to living.

 

[DonQuixote]

Well, now, Pat.

I find myself in a quandary. First you ask if a poster's comment means you should fuck a horse - at which point I WAS going to suggest you PM Lefty.

Now I read that you're saving your self for your knight in shining armor, and here I am.

Of course, I have my trusty steed, too, so it may all work out well for you in the end, anyway.

 

[pat grimshaw]

^ Enough of this tomfoolery! I want to hear from the OP again. He has some interesting issues.

 

[DonQuixote]

And my issues aren't?

Ain't NOBODY got issues like me!

 

[Nankaface]

Sounds more like the interest in the forbidden fruit. Wanting and imagining something you can't or shouldn't be having.

 

[Distance]

He has some interesting issues.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9wo0yHlCs1qi4r36.gif

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

no matta wot ya wanna call self it wot da market willin pay

so

there go

thankyou

 

[figjam]

Too many issues to even start with.... next...

 

[vulgar_newcomer]

"Eat my straight man asshole." I wondered for a long time why those words were so erotic. Why couldn't it be 'eat my gay asshole' or simply 'eat my manhole.' In fact as the words passed through my lips, I noticed my asshole was in fact very musky and turned on. Real pheromones were released from my anus and it was freeing. There was no frosting of bliss, no pretenses... it was just... a straight man asshole, sexually aroused.

WTF? damn this is the sort of dude who winds up in my bed the next morning drawing tribal sacrificial circles around it as I wipe the hang over and barf from my mouth lucky I didn't get my throat slit.
But he was talking the same shit the night before and I said yeah, yeah man thats right you understand shit give me a another shot.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

Homosexuality is typified by an enduring romantic and/or sexual attraction towards members of one's own gender.

That's all it is, no more, no less.

Sexual pleasure from anal stimulation is not dependent on one's sexual orientation, though it often is.

If you like anal stimulation, and you like guys, you are gay or bisexual.

If you like anal stimulation, and you like women, you are straight or bisexual.

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is drift ya stuff but left out million thangs


homosexulaity< it word fa great lands stuff anythang inta
same as word female ans bread ans toenails clips ans career ans stuff
while internet 2 a 2 dozen drill every website same toon Quessy

hope internet 1 a folk go figa is *I am HUMAN or just HUUUU ?> no worry it already figa fa da amazin colleect a lands wot fart in UN chairs ans alls supportin folk fill lot fart world ova sellin papa out their shitholes

until then

great civlizations Amazin piles up ta sex latest best eva no forgat cut nails ans tip ans no refund on ya shit

ans if end up littull humans see a figa wot do wit um ans no end up mind fucks sellin shit by degrees

there go fa da 2 folk planet may a read this post

anyay back ta normal viewin < haaaaa >

thankyou

 

[cgymike]

I wonder how long it will be before this becomes another poop thread...

 

[rareboy]

^ ^This
Though to be honest i lost interest after the O.P. fourth line.

I don't think I got that far before I had lost interest.