I'm The Kind Of Person...

[dorkchain]

I'm the kind of person who has yet to step foot inside a Target.

Since I am the one being called "Target" I feel I have the authority to make this comment:


Its not your foot we were hoping to have come inside.

 

[Brijan]

I'm the kind of person who dreams about DC, naked, save for the whipping cream.

 

[dorkchain]

I'm the kind of person who likes to make dreams come true.

 

[Brijan]

I'm the kind of person who wishes transporters were invented to facilitate DC.

 

[dorkchain]

I'm the kind of person who needs to go out and buy a build-it-yourself transporter kit.

 

[Brijan]

I'm the kind of person who would offer to help but would hinder you due to my insisting we read and follow the directions printed in the manual.

Tangent: "'Le grille?' What the hell is that?"

 

[Sausy]

I'm the kind of person who would offer to help but would hinder you due to my insisting we read and follow the directions printed in the manual.

Tangent: "'Le grille?' What the hell is that?"

I'm the kind of person that glances at the instruction manual,tosses it away,and says what the hell,I may never get it to work,but I'll wing it!

 

[cockman1701]

I'm the kind of person who does have a life outside of Walmart. Granted, it's not much of a life, but it is outside Walmart. I'm also the kind of person who shares in the dream of DC naked and having a dream of Brijan naked. These two dreams join forces to become an orgasmic experiance when brought to life.

 

[Brijan]

I'm the kind of person who is flattered but slightly frightened by that.

 

[cockman1701]

I'm the kind of person to tell you not to be frightened. Just enjoy the sexual excitement to follow.

 

[Brijan]

I am the kind of person who will agree if DC does.

 

[cockman1701]

I'm the kind of person who wishes DC would log on and agree already.

 

[Brijan]

I'm the kind of person who is getting his car's oil changed today.

 

[cockman1701]

I'm the kind of person who needs new tires on his car. If I can afford them.

 

[GL]

I'm the kind of person who likes to JUB on his lunch break.

 

[Brijan]

I'm the kind of person who doesn't log on to JUB at work.

 

[cockman1701]

I'm the kind of person who couldn't logon to JUB at work even if he wanted too.

 

[Brijan]

I'm the kind of person who wonders if you have access to a computer at work.

 

[GL]

I'm the kind of person who does have access to a computer at work, but isn't daft enough to JUB there! I only live a couple of minutes from work, so I come home for lunch.

 

[cockman1701]

There are computers, but they are controlled by the evil Walmart Wire.

They are that kind of people.