I'm The Kind Of Person...

[GL]

Eh. I know the feeling. As much as I like the Simpsons, it sometimes feels like its run its course.

 

[Brijan]

Ah yes. You are right.
My best friend and I stopped watching The Simpsons a while ago. Before it was cool.

And by stopped watching I mean setting aside time to watch the new ones. We'll watch re-runs should they be on and we are not busy.

 

[Kulindahr]

I'm the kind of person who doesn't care for clothes when swimming.

 

[Kulindahr]

I'm the kind of person to leave studying and essays the last possible minute!

I'm the kind of person who will write your essays for you...
and charge all you can manage.

 

[Kulindahr]

Yeah, i chose pizza too. With shrooms and peppers.

Please, Please, Please don't laugh your ass off. You might need it later.

Is that "shrooms", or mushrooms?

 

[Kulindahr]

I'm the kind of person who has no friends. I can't imagine why since I'm so nice and sweet all the time.

And if any of you asses makes a comment, I will personally go there and punch you to the other side of ugliness. So shut the hell up jerks.

I'm the kind of person who is still so frakking confused with coming out that most of the time I'm not sure if I have friends or not.

 

[Kulindahr]

I'm the kind of person who is getting closer to 1000 posts and can create my own title.

I'm the kind of person who follows Cockman's example and posts all sorts of little things in order to run up my total.

I'm also the kind of person who would like to join Cockman in that little smiley on his last message.

 

[Kulindahr]

Can I still have ice cream? Brijan too?

I'm the kind of person who would like to use Cockman for my ice cream dish.
Keep those legs together, big C -- don't let any white creamy stuff trickle away.

 

[Kulindahr]

Oh My! How frisky!

What kind of ice cream do you like?

It sounds like he really wants Ass Cream.

 

[Kulindahr]

i avoid food that has "dump" in the name. call me crazy

I bet it has "dump" in the name 'cause after you eat some you really need to take one.

 

[Kulindahr]

How bout me and you meet in Holodeck 3. I know an amazing program we could run.

I think the membranes between universes are deteriorating. This is sounding a lot like another three threads....

 

[Kulindahr]

Ok, let me explain a Pineapple Dump Cake to you.
You don't mix any of the ingredients together. You just "dump" them into the cake pan. Here's the recipe.....

In a 9x13 cake pan dump in two cans of pineapple including the juice.
Sprinkle two dry yellow cake mixes evenly over the top of the pineapple.
Melt two sticks of butter or margerine and pour evenly over the top of the dry cake mix.
Bake at 350 degrees until golden brown on top. About 45 minutes.
Prepare to have tastegasms.

Mmmmmmm....

A tasty recipe from a tasty dude.



Um, big C, you are tasty, right?
How about I apply to come check that out?

 

[Kulindahr]

Well that is just what it's called. If you don't like it you can do without any of my delicious sweet pineapple dump cake and never know the pleasure of having my baking skills giving you tastegasms that will send shivers up and down your spine!

Let's get together sometime.
I wanna see if you really cook.

 

[dorkchain]

Hijacking = Funny


11 posts in a row by the same person on the same thread = a tad bit redundant and annoying.

 

[Kulindahr]

Mmm... That actually sounds pretty tasty. Messy, but tasty.

I'm the kind of person who would make it messier by dumping the dump cake on Cockman's naked prone body (front) and eating it off.
Brijan -- join me?

 

[dorkchain]

damn if i waited 30 seconds it would have been 12 instead of 11

 

[Kulindahr]

Milk?
MILK!

This is no time for such a beverage!

[start doing jumping jacks feverishly]

Do 'em nekkid!!

 

[Kulindahr]

Do you want me to pick you up?
Carry you upstairs to bed so you can rest?
You're not getting feverish, are you?

I think everyone in here is feverish.
Some are HOT, which could explain it.

 

[Kulindahr]

And I guess that none of my fellow hi-jackers are in this one either.

Never fear --
the Viking of the star lanes is here!

 

[Kulindahr]

I;m the kind of person who wonders if that's the longest post yet in this thread but doesn't bother to look.

Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alchool, alternative to feeling like yourself
O alcohol, I still drink to your health

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol

Forget the caffe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
A malibu and coke for you, a g&t for me
Alcohol, your songs resolve like
My life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
O alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else

I thought that alcohol was just for those with
Nothing else to do
I thought that drinking just to get drunk
Was a waste of precious booze
But now I know that there's a time
And there's a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between
Self-control and self-abuse

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Would you please ignore that you
Found me on the floor
Trying on your camisole?
O alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else.

Would you please forgive me
Would you please forgive me

Alcohol / Barenaked Ladies