I'm the kind of person who, in a different universwe, if there is a different universe and this isn't the only one, would try his best -- and in that universe, his best would be the best of the best of the best -- in all striving and great effort, to find, which is to say discover, uncover, locate, and hunt down, someone as sweet and innocent as cockman, by which I mean as sweet and innocent as he seemed to be before he graduated to his present status, as incisive as brijan, who as we know can cut straight to the point (no offense, O scion of gayness), even when there is no point to cut to, along with being as witty -- remember, this is the realm of dreams, now -- as dorkchain, as inisghtful as robertac and GL247, plus having many of the fine qualities and attributes of many others, who though significant are not being presently mentioned, who post here on JUB, and these, I say, would wrap together, the many iknto the one, a gem of a man, in a body in the prime of life and accoutred with certain attributes best spoken of in private, and, having thus found, discovered, and uncovered, would thence proceed to woo, even to win said treasure of a creature to my, even to Kulindahr's side, there to remain, faithfully, object of love and devotion, until such time as JUB should pass away, which, this being another universe, should be as long as the stars might shine.