I'm too butch

[FPNY]

I was just going to show my friend how to walk up the stairs like a proper lady and learned that I am too butch to sway my hips to and fro while ascending stairs.

Carry on.

 

[Lukeee]

Just wiggle your ass between steps then. Careful not to fall down the stairs though.

 

[belamy]

I didn't know there was a lesbian regular poster on JUB

 

[G-Lexington]

Then why not just say you're straight, and quadruple your chances of getting hit on by any gay guy on any given night?

Oh, right. "Partnered." Carry on.

Lex

 

[Yooper]

See at 3:25.

 

[Swellegant]

When I'm teaching someone to walk like a lady, I remind him that one of the most important physical differences between men and women is their center of gravity. Men carry the center of gravity at the waist, women carry it at the hip... that's why hip-movement is so important. So to move like a woman, you have to pretend that your center is lower, you have to visualize your center lower.

"Step-drop, step-drop" is how I explain it... you put your weight on one leg, and you drop your hip on the other. Step left, drop right, step right, drop left. It's very simple.

But then I imagine that this was a nonsense thread and my input was not in theme. But ask a question, and if I know the answer, I will come barging in.

 

[giorgiobaby]

try walking pigeon-toed, it makes the hips sway more...I know this because they taught my sister to walk that way when she wore hoop skirts to make the bell sway when she walked....I wish I could say I was kidding...but

 

[FPNY]

all of these are excellent suggestions. i think i will just have to learn to live with my butchness. it won't be easy, but i've done it this long, i guess i can continue on for the remaining time, approx 4 years and 2 months.

 

[RationalLunacy]

The last time I tried to walk like a lady, I spent the next two weeks soaking my feet in my hot tub.