I'm turning 100% staight!!!

[gmoney]

Me thinks you're just looking for some domestic assistance!

 

[chatolandia]

if i do your dishes will you respect me in the morning?

only if you iron my shirts and leave a nice crease

 

[Absolut]

I wanna vannie in the

 

[GL]

only if you iron my shirts and leave a nice crease

you demanding bastard!

i can't live like this!

i'm going to my mothers!

/slams door

 

[chatolandia]

Don't leave!!!

You haven't finished the ironing yet!!!

and where's my pie?

 

[chatolandia]

Let's watch the game!

 

[Absolut]

what the hell is that?

you wanna show me your teeth...spank me...and fuck me?

stop screwing around and go put your tits on....

i wanna do EVERYTHING for vannie....

he just doesn't know it yet

 

[RationalLunacy]

Vannie, I just sent in for a gift subscription of this magazine for you. I'm sure it will help you find the woman of your dreams.

 

[Sunshine]

rough, tough straight men don't use tiny little fonts.....

Lmao! Oh yes, I love you.

 

[chatolandia]

vanman only care about HIS needs!!


and I care about my dishes!!!

 

[gmoney]

vanman only care about HIS needs!!

Isn't that what this thread is all about? I think he's having a breakdown and just needs to bust a nut!

 

[chatolandia]

Only if I owned a jewlery store Stacy!!!

That way, even if I mess up, I can make up for it!

 

[FirePhoenix]

me have cave....

no dishes....

kill bear with bare hands....

make fire....

eat good.....

now...get in my cave now!!

Gotta love those rough tuff cavemen.

If you were any kind of proper caveman though you would just drag them into your cave while grunting...

 

[Sausy]

I told you that after all those horny threads,you might start feeling some strange reactions to all that man sex lusting!Fuck Giuliani in a dress..put me in a dress Vannie,I'll tumble for you and set you straight back to gay!!!

 

[Absolut]

don't make me hit you with my club......

and yet me likee......

 

[FirePhoenix]

don't make me hit you with my club......

Kinky...

So how big is your club anyway?

I'm confused. You're straight in this thread, but gay in another.

Multiple personality?

 

[Homoerectus]

Once you've had dick, you don't want a chick.

 

[FirePhoenix]

My club...is more like a stick.....

Well you can poke me with your stick any day.

 

[Jory]

The first thing straight men learn about women is that nothing is ever free.

Sure, I'll do your dishes, laundry, clean the house, iron your underwear, and I might even suck your dick. But what I ask for in return...

Is a surprise and you'll never see it coming. Suddenly I'll want something and you won't know what the hell is happening.

Just a little insight for ya.

You sure you wanna be straight???

So I guess it's true that dimonds are girls bestfriend

 

[Ninja108]

stay away from my boyfriend then, he likes men now, I intent to keep it that way