I'm wearing the cleanest pair of dirty underwear I have

[sixthson]

Just be sure to wear a pair that he has already worn. That way, as you go through the day, you can remember that his tool has been where yours is now. Now, THAT'S hot!

 

[star-warrior]

Just be sure to wear a pair that he has already worn. That way, as you go through the day, you can remember that his tool has been where yours is now. Now, THAT'S hot!

What about the skid marks?

 

[sixthson]

What about the skid marks?

Then he can wear them back to front, knowing that his tool is now where Jacob's....nevermind.

 

[Johnny Yen]

What a creative way to let us know how fortunate you are.

Now for tips on slightly used underwear - it would be hot to wear his used undies all day.

Tonight is laundry night. To save money and also be a little green, Jacob and I decided to base our laundry schedule off how much underwear we have. The last pair out of the drawer will be wash day. I thought I had enough to last till today but I opened my drawer after showering and there were none. Turns out that Jacob has been wearing my underwear also, which I don't have a problem with but he should have told me he threw the schedule off. I didn't realize he was doing this because for the past few days he was near the dresser when I came out of the shower and I just asked him to toss me a pair. He must have doubled up on his count one day for God knows what reason, maybe he got some action?

I can't go commando in khaki pants, I think it's tacky. The material doesn't hide your bits like jeans and with sweats it doesn't matter, people expect to see your junk bulging out.

It's not like the underwear has skid marks in it, but it's like a million degrees and we're not running the air cuz that costs money.

Anyway I just need someone to agree with me that I'm not being anal retentive and I'm justified in being annoyed that Jacob didn't wear the dirty pair and leave me the clean ones!

JUST AGREE!


PS - sniffing dirty underwear is hot LOL

 

[Shablamidi]

smelly undies can be sexy from time to time

 

[tccia1]

i could never base my laundry day on underware.. when it comes to underware and socks i probably have at least 100 pairs.. i just do laundry every sunday its part of my routine

 

[G-Lexington]

Your roommate is a prick, and he owes you one. Of your choosing, naturally.

Lex

 

[Johnny Yen]

Fortunate to have a roommate who is inconsiderate?

Oh, sorry - it sounded like love to me.

 

[trawler69]

Well if lacking a pair of underwear is all you've got to worry about you are lucky. Hardly worth falling out over. If you feel you need to berate him do it in a light hearted manner please for both of your sakes. Maybe he didn't realise he was wearing the last pair. Lighten up

 

[star-warrior]

We filled out a maintenance request. Now I just need a money tree to help pay the bills

You could make a lot of money from selling your soiled underwear (or so I've heard)

 

[Riverrick]

We filled out a maintenance request. Now I just need a money tree to help pay the bills

HINTS:

*Open the windows and turn off the A/C at night. Then close the windows before you go to work in the morning. That works well for most of the summer for me. The other days I use the air.

*Even when the air is on, keep fans going to circulate it through the apartment.

*Consider getting a small 5000 BTU unit for the bedroom that you can run on hot nights with the door closed so that you're not paying to cool the entire apartment.

As for the underwear, I keep some old and ratty ones in a special drawer for when I run out unexpectedly. Course then I have to cross my fingers and hope I'm not in an accident.

 

[gmoney]

Boy, am I glad I don't have to use a laundromat! As for what to choose, I have to agree with others; wear a pair of his!