fabulouslyghetto
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The pandemic got me addicted to not working and exploring alternative means of income. Since the cat is out the bag that nobody gets rich in America without massive exploitation I am going to manage my dog and turn her into gangsta rapper Lil Snoochie Da Poochie.
Naturally as her manager I will own all her masters, maybe pay her in treats when she goes on tour. (Store brand to keep overhead low). Speaking of touring, she's kind of old (as are most rappers with Lil in their name) so if you go to one of her shows please no loud noises and don't move around at all.
To be honest she will probably just lay on stage looking sorry for 3 hours, but if Taylor Swift taught us anything, all you need is a live band lots of backup dancers pyrotechnics and a large screen projecting pseudo-artistic imagery and you've got the greatest show ever!
Not worried about music video costs, they will be very organic, just her laying in front of a bad ass whip, her in the kitchen with her homies smoking cigarettes and waving guns around. And of course me front and center doin my thang lookin like the bad ass fly ass thug ass bij that I am. #gangstakween
So watch out for Lil Snoochie Da Poochie mixtape droppin next summa, you know, cop that cop that. First single "All My Real Bijes Putcha Paws In Da Air" featuring Lil Nas X, Megan Thee Stallion and Whitney Houston via hologram. (Dont judge me I told yall Im EXPLOITIN!) Debut LP "Cash, Money, Dollas N Heaux" droppin late next fall. Her such a good girl, but her such a baaad girl.
Naturally as her manager I will own all her masters, maybe pay her in treats when she goes on tour. (Store brand to keep overhead low). Speaking of touring, she's kind of old (as are most rappers with Lil in their name) so if you go to one of her shows please no loud noises and don't move around at all.
To be honest she will probably just lay on stage looking sorry for 3 hours, but if Taylor Swift taught us anything, all you need is a live band lots of backup dancers pyrotechnics and a large screen projecting pseudo-artistic imagery and you've got the greatest show ever!
Not worried about music video costs, they will be very organic, just her laying in front of a bad ass whip, her in the kitchen with her homies smoking cigarettes and waving guns around. And of course me front and center doin my thang lookin like the bad ass fly ass thug ass bij that I am. #gangstakween
So watch out for Lil Snoochie Da Poochie mixtape droppin next summa, you know, cop that cop that. First single "All My Real Bijes Putcha Paws In Da Air" featuring Lil Nas X, Megan Thee Stallion and Whitney Houston via hologram. (Dont judge me I told yall Im EXPLOITIN!) Debut LP "Cash, Money, Dollas N Heaux" droppin late next fall. Her such a good girl, but her such a baaad girl.
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