Inappropriate nervous laughter?

[StlKj]

Tonight, for the first time ever, I found myself laughing nervously and could not stop. I laughed until I cried, until my chest hurt, until no sound came out. My friend laughed until she hiccuped.

We got a bite to eat at a new place for us. It was an eclectic dive bar/restaurant we immediately started to consider as a possible hang-out for future excursions. Upon leaving, we felt mischievous and decided to check out the adult store next door.

We made it about eight feet into the door, walking past the glass cabinet filled with cock rings, stay-hard lotions, ben-wa balls, etc. A voice towards the back called out to welcome us. Then, suddenly, a side door we hadn't noticed opened behind us, and someone came out of it. A roughly ten year old someone.

His mother called out to him to ask if he had found something she had apparently sent him for, and he answered her as he walked by us. We watched him walk towards the back, past dildoes, porn mags, etc., as he joined his mom in the back.

I know my eyes were as wide as hers were as we stood aghast and blushing for a moment, and then we high-tailed it out of there. I heard my friend behind me saying, "I just can't do it, I just can't do it." That's when the laughter began. And continued. I was so shocked, embarrassed, and suddenly nervous, I thought I might pee.

Anyone else ever started laughing out of nervousness at something inappropriate?

 

[StlKj]

Hence the nervousness.

 

[Sunshine]

Does laughing during sex count? because I giggle out of nervousness all the time.

 

[StlKj]

Gives a new meaning to the phrase "show and tell", doesn't it?

LOL Indeed.

My friend and I determined that when he hits high school, he's going to either be very warped, or very popular.

 

[StlKj]

Does laughing during sex count? because I giggle out of nervousness all the time.

That's cute. Detrimental to maintaining an erection, but cute.

 

[Sunshine]

That's cute. Detrimental to maintaining an erection, but cute.

Its hard for me to stay hard anyways, my wiener has an extremely short attention span.

 

[StlKj]

Mostly it's directed at angry, frustrated moms bitch-slapping their kids at the mall or at Wal-Mart. Many moments come from my next-door neighbors' weekly lovers quarrels. As I'm getting into my car all I can see is clothes and electronics strewn across their front lawn. You know, typical dysfunction along those lines.

But your story was really funny KJ. I dunno, I think I would have loved walking into a sex shop and coming across the odd sight of a mother sending in her ten year old to search for dildos. I don't think it can get any better or funnier than that.

Oh my god. If he'd been carrying something like that I think I would have ended up vomiting and pissing myself. I would quite possibly have died laughing.

 

[StlKj]

At an English teachers conference once, the honored author began to read poems from his latest collection. While he was reading, a man at the end of the dais began to collapse. The author continued reading. The paramedics came in to help the man, now clutching his chest, and wheeled him out on the stretcher. The author, who had continued reading, then read a poem about his own first heart attack--while this was all happening.

My colleague, a rather proper and appropriate woman in most situations, got the giggles and could not stop. As he coldly read about his heart attack and this man was being hooked up to oxygen, she excused herself from the table with tears streaming down her face, suppressing the laughter she was trying to hold in.

 

[TexMess]

Anyone else ever started laughing out of nervousness at something inappropriate?

That used to happen to me all the time when I was a kid and we had to go to church.

Like, how come the stand-up comedian wearing the goofy white costume didn't make anyone else laugh?

My colleague, a rather proper and appropriate woman in most situations, got the giggles and could not stop. As he coldly read about his heart attack and this man was being hooked up to oxygen, she excused herself from the table with tears streaming down her face, suppressing the laughter she was trying to hold in.

That reminds me of an English class I had taken with a friend of mine. On the first day, the monotonous, boring teacher instructed us to let her know of any medical conditions that might affect our participation in class. On the corner of my notebook, I wrote, "Narcolepsy?" and showed it to my friend sitting next to me. We started the most intense, lasting giggle ever. I thought we were going to die from lack of oxygen.

 

[StlKj]

That used to happen to me all the time when I was a kid and we had to go to church.

Like, how come the stand-up comedian wearing the goofy white costume didn't make anyone else laugh?

Thus cementing your eventual fate in Hell, even at an early age.

 

[braex27]

That's awful, why would you expose children to that - let them discover it for themselves during puberty like every other kid!!!!

 

[burst]

yeaaaah... i was in a reunion i just started laughing because the silence was sepulchral!!

Because between the lines of conversation someone bring up a testicle problem the person had (varicocele) and apparently not too many knew about it and he said it when there's this "vaccum moment of silence" and you hear a random comment.

All i could catch was "Did you talked to the urologist that i recommended you?" i dont know but apparently me and everyone else when hear the word urologist pictured a man sticking a finger on his ass "not in a good way"... The atmosphere change in .000001 miliseconds that you could taste the mood

And my friend did a faint giggle and i just went apeshit laughing and blushed in a tomato kinda way and could not stop!! because everyone looked at me with a face of "DUDE, SHUT UP!!!!!" and acted as a fuel to laugh more, in the end he told us he had a infertility problem due to the varicocele

 

[NedNickerson]

If I had seen that with a friend in tow, I think I would have laughed too, just looking at my friend's aghast expression.

But no matter how funny it may seem, it's still totally inappropriate for the mother to have her young son in that store. If I had seen that, I'd have called the authorities on her. Who knows what else he has seen in the backrooms? Having a young boy in an establishment with horny men lingering in dark corridors is inviting trouble.

And now - probably the most infamous "inappropriate laughter" scene, ever!

Mary and Chuckles The Clown