Injuries you recieved.

[blackbeltninja]

Bad car accident when I was about 2 - ended up with stitches in my chin and my sister had to have a pin put in her leg. Car written off having flipped and rolled 3 times and landed on its roof off the road halfway down a hillside.

At 4 got my left hand caught in a gate hinge - more stitches.

At 7 got my left thumb ripped half-off by the fanbelt thing on an electrical generator because I was playing where I shouldn't have been. Plenty stitches, and I screamed the Parirenyatwa (biggest hospital in central Harare, Zimbabwe) down while they were trying to fix it. Took 2 doctors, two students and nurse to hold me down before my mother stepped in to calm things.

At 28 got my left thumb lacerated by a mouse I was working on, which required a tetanus shot in the arse from my doctor. Stupid animal experiments.

-d-

 

[Absolut]

I fell down the stairs in college (100% sober too) and my armpit hit the railing and my shoulder came about 2 inches out of the socket.

Of course, the ambulance came and had to cut my awesome shirt I was wearing right off. So mortifying. They ran out of morphine to give me in the ambulance on the way to the ER.

I sat there for an hour in agonizing pain, when the doctor finally had to put me under to pop it back into place. I still wanna puke thinking about it!

 

[Soilwork]

A botched wisdom tooth removal resulted in a severed nerve and now the lower right side of my face is paralyzed.


I was run off my motorcycle last year and sprained a wrist and an ankle.


I once was running barefoot too close to a steele railing, and when I took a fast step forward, I broke two toes. that was the most pain I've ever been in and it went on for WEEKS while they healed.

I once got cut off while riding my bicycle and put out my hand to stop myself on a traffic barrier. My arm was jarred back and I lost most feeling and much movement on the entire right side of my body, which slowly came back over the next 6 weeks.

I once lifted a kid up on my shoulders when I was in 4th grade and I chipped a vertabrae. I was fine until the next day when I was briefly paralyzed from halfway down my back and was rushed to the hospital on a respirator.

 

[The_Reaper]

I've been very lucky in life....

No breaks, no stiches....


Did have surgery once, which resulted in those little metal staple things...But that doesn't count as the injury that needed them was as a result to the surgery.

But nothing serious for me.

 

[VICTORIADON]

A 14, shattered left ankle skiing, 17, couple broken ribs playing soccer, 19, crushed left hand (lost little finger), 21, fractured t6 and t7 upper back, 23, fractured left foot, 24, ruptured appendix, 42 bad epileptic seizure hit head on curb split open, bleeding in the brain fractured t5 and re-fractured t6, 45 anal cancer.
I'm now 46.5 years old, HIV-, doing very well and being very careful, don't know how much more this old fag can take!

 

[davy]

usual cuts a bruises. my worst are:

broken arm when i was seven. my sister decided to make a very sudden and very fast exit from the stair case and pushed me off it in doing so. it took a week and a half weeks to convince my dad that i needed a cast. (my dad's old school.... he doesn't trust doctors).

cracked skull when i was nine. neighborhood kids and i playing war and the local overgrown kid decided to improvise a grenade out of a rock the size of a canteloupe and threw it at my head. one second i'm shooting steve with a fake ak47 and the next my dad's hovering over me laughing and all the neighborhood kids are nowhere around to be seen. thank god my little brother was there to get my dad.

 

[januaryguy]

I was just discovering my gayself and went cruising. A guy chat me up and while walking to his car, his friends grabbed me from the back and pushed me to the ground. And I was kicked all over. Had two broken ribs and a big red swell on my forehead....I dare not report it as gay bashing and just said it was a robbery..

 

[eddielee]

A broken arm, cracked ribs, busted chin, both feet have been cracked or broken, 1 knee cap cracked, hand gashed open, nails driven completely through both feet and cracked spine. That's all I can remember right now.

 

[PATMAN]

all my past major injuries are from retarded things...

I broke my arm playing soccer (a game where arms are not used lol!) some guy slammed into me and sent me flying like 10 feet, I knew my arm hurt but i finished the game anyways. Then at home while eating dinner my mom was like "we should take you to the hospital just in case", and it turned out to be broken!

I once got run over by a car leaving the parking lot at a hockey game... i was hammered at the time so it didnt hurt too much, but the next day.... wow!

I worked at McDonald's and years ago i was one day getting english muffins out the freezer and they were stacked to the ceiling. When i was trying to get the top 3 trays, they all came crashing onto my face. As soon as i left to cold air of the freezer, blood was gushing out of my face between my lips and nose. I had to get stitches... that story is a classic lol

and finally, when i was a little boy, i remember sitting beside my mom on my bed on my birthday, calling my friends to invite them over for a birthday party. When my mom passed me the phone, it fell on my head (big heavy phone, right on the corner) and blood was everywhere, i had a bump on my head an inch tall. While at the hospital, we bumped into my dad and brother who went because my brother had a broken nose at the same time! lol

 

[Croynan]

removed/ not of interest to anyone/ trust me./eM.

 

[rotary]

Broke my right leg in two different places (I did something incredibly stupid, that's all I'll say). My cast extended from my foot to just below my hip.

Broke my pinky finger while playing handball. As in the sport. That required a cast as well.

 

[gayteentn]

When I was 3 I sliced my forhead open b/c my dumb hyper ass I guess didn't know what a wall was. I had my appendix out at 9. Broke both my wrist and had a kidney stone which is the most painful thing ever.Can we say ouch