Inventions

[Danugh]

What practical inventions would you like someone or some company to come up with.

Almost every morning i cant find my keys and sometimes it takes almost 10 minutes before i can locate them or more.

Whenever i can't find my cellphone i just call it and then it rings and i can locate it.

With the keys however it would be cool if there could be some kind of divice you could attach to the key chain that beeps so that if it is misplaced you can just push a button somewhere and find them without wasting time in the mornings.

 

[JakeBequette]

That was invented a few years back, you should try Google it will help you not look dumb sometimes ​

 

[Danugh]

That was invented a few years back, you should try Google it will help you not look dumb sometimes ​

I love Google. Whoever came up with that search engine is making millions.

If google was a straight man id seduce him.

 

[Christopher123]

Quick freezers.

They've got microwaves to heat things up real fast so why not something similar to stick, say, a can of warm soda into to get it cold in like 30 seconds?

Or something to freeze water when you need ice in a jif?

P.S. - if anybody invents such a thing, I get half of the proceeds.

 

[Danugh]

P.S. - if anybody invents such a thing, I get half of the proceeds.

Lol actually on the series American inventor a contestant had a blue print for such a concept but he never made it to the semi final round.

Maybe you could just move to Alaska. The entire place is a quick freezer.

 

[Christopher123]

Lol actually on the series American inventor a contestant had a blue print for such a concept but he never made it to the semi final round.

Well somebody should. If you can have a microwave, why couldn't we have a freeze-o-wave?

lol

 

[Danugh]

Quick freezers.

They've got microwaves to heat things up real fast so why not something similar to stick, say, a can of warm soda into to get it cold in like 30 seconds?

Well ever heard of ice lol? It works wonders for warm soda. You could also put it in a deep freezer and in no time it'll be cold.

 

[Danugh]

Not so practical but it would be cool if there was a device where you could scan a hot guy and the results would tell you whether he was gay, straight, bisexual, curious, experimented once in junior high, questionning, opportunistically gay and so on.

That would make a killing in sure.

There was actually this movie "Sprung" where this girl had some kind of internal processor and she could size up a man from head to toe just by looking at him. she could tell his sexual orientation, how big his penis is, bank statement. It was funny the way it was shown.

 

[Danugh]

I dunno. Sometimes I'd just rather be by myself without people around.

Invent something so that you could block people from your area when you wanted to be alone.

Although you could just not bathe or brush your teeth for 3 months, that'd keep them away lol.

Then again bad hygene was invented a long time ago.

 

[Eagle653]

Folks, please note the title and purpose of this thread and keep it on topic. About 3/4 of this thread has been deleted because of the off-topic hijackings.

Thanks.

 

[Christopher123]

Folks, please note the title and purpose of this thread and keep it on topic. About 3/4 of this thread has been deleted because of the off-topic hijackings.

Thanks.

Oh pooey, okay, I'm sorry, I partook (is that a word) in the off-topic stuff as well.

Personally, what someone needs to invent is something installed into every car that zaps the driver anytime they forget to use their turn signal.

"What??? You turned and didn't use a signal???"

Zap!

 

[luminum]

Force field generators. In a crowded hallway, turn on the device, select the speed of expansion and let'er rip. Send people flying and get to where you need to go.

That or teleportation devices.

 

[thermodynamics]

Well somebody should. If you can have a microwave, why couldn't we have a freeze-o-wave?

lol

Ummmm....thermodynamics. Microwaves can't run backwards.

But anyway...if someone could come up with a new way to make hydraulic systems not leak....then we'll have global warming licked.

 

[Christopher123]

Ummmm....thermodynamics. Microwaves can't run backwards.

Yeah, well the fantasy is nice

 

[MadeUpName27]

It's the 21st Century and I want ALL of the inventions that I was promised as a kid.

Flying Cars!
Jet Packs!
Robot Sex Slaves!