Is a stick a toy?

[cityboy-stl]

Is a stick a toy?

Could be. It depends on where you stick it and who gets stuck.

 

[Rex]

I used to play with sticks.

I would peel the bark off sometimes or I'd pretend it's a sword. I'd pretend I'm Donatello from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Gambit from X-men.

 

[12fear99]

You can do so much with a stick and it does not cost anything. You can find one any where.

 

[Coffee]

I used to play with sticks.

I would peel the bark off sometimes or I'd pretend it's a sword. I'd pretend I'm Donatello from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Gambit from X-men.

^ lovely... but Donatello and Gambit use a staff not a sword
I used to use a stick as a sword, too, like a Power Ranger, imagine some enemy show up, and beat them.

 

[sixthson]

Our dog, Maxwell, has a favorite stick. He carries it all over the place and prefers it to any of his toys.

 

[Rex]

^ lovely... but Donatello and Gambit use a staff not a sword
I used to use a stick as a sword, too, like a Power Ranger, imagine some enemy show up, and beat them.

I know that.

Don't try and educate me about X-men or TMNT. I used to worship them as a kid.

 

[Fucker29]

I used to play with sticks.

I would peel the bark off sometimes or I'd pretend it's a sword. I'd pretend I'm Donatello from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Gambit from X-men.

I fucking loved Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as a lil' brat! Still fucking love the X-Men up to this day...and always will. Oh and Gambit is hot!

I think I'd pretend it was the Sword of Power. *I HAVE THE POWER!!!*

 

[Paws]

A stick is a weapon.

*does some wild martial arts moves*

 

[gdude30]

Is the stick what cavemen would use.

Maybe they invented wooden dildos..

OUCH

 

[Coffee]

I know that.

Don't try and educate me about X-men or TMNT. I used to worship them as a kid.

Sorry... you would be Wolverine with your sexy chest that looks a lot like you

 

[gsdx]

A stick is a universal toy. It requires nothing more than imagination to become whatever the child may wish it to be. Children around the world can play with it, and many do. Heck, even dogs play with it, and I'm pretty certain you could tempt a cat to take a swat or two at it. And if you lose it, or it breaks, you just go to your nearest tree to get a new one.

A stick is the perfect toy.

 

[gdude30]

They didn't need dildos back then.

If someone wanted it up the butt all he had to do was look at another dude and point at his butt. Maybe add a grunt or two.

LOL

..That makes no sense.

But it's somehow funny.

 

[kevbo]

Sticks are actually discipline devices.

I.E. "Go out and find a stick for me to spank you with, and if I don't like it, I'll spank you and you'll have to find another one, until I'm satisfied that you've learned your lesson."

 

[gdude30]

Or keep having to get sticks as they break once they smack the ass long enough >_>"

 

[gsdx]

I missed this during the first read-through:

Curators said the stick was a special addition in the spirit of a 2005 inductee, the cardboard box. They praised its all-purpose, no-cost, recreational qualities, noting its ability to serve either as raw material or an appendage transformed in myriad ways by a child's creativity.

The best toys don't need batteries.

 

[gdude30]

I missed this during the first read-through:



The best toys don't need batteries.

What do you have against vibrators

 

[LatinoSTAR]

theres sooo many things you could do with a....stick..huh..

like...umm...

well you can...hmm..

ill get back to you..

 

[ixthrock]

They didn't need dildos back then.

If someone wanted it up the butt all he had to do was look at another dude and point at his butt. Maybe add a grunt or two.

haha

ahhh, the good old days....

 

[ixthrock]

my sister marcia got the nickname "sparkplug" for a while...

her and angie's birthdays are the 14th and 15th of january, and the story goes one year money was tight, and my parents skimped on gifts at christmas, promising a really great birthday especially for marcia. she got an ezbake oven, a bicycle, dolls, - you name it. come the afternoon, she was found out in the yard, ignoring all her new toys, playing in the dirt with old spark plugs.

a stick is a resource. the real toy is between one's ears.

 

[relaxin13]

If your imagination is expansive enough, of course a stick is a toy. When I was younger my neighbors and I used to go on great "adventures" through the woods taking on foes of all shapes and sizes, armed merely with sticks. It was tons of fun.