Is It Safe To Put Non-Didlo Items Up Your Ass?

[SuperQueer]

try using a dinner taper candle. you can light one end and spin around like a lighthouse.

 

[Homoerectus]

For heaven's sake, your 28 y/o. Walk in the store and buy a dildo You have a long life ahead so invest in one now. If you just won't buy one, go to the grocery and buy some cucumbers, condoms and KY lube. When the cashier smiles, smile back. Don't stick glass or anything breakable in your ass.

 

[jockboy01]

As luminum pointed out.... something that isn't sharp, jagged, etc. Nothing breakable!!! Testtubes are a horrible idea.

Also, I would add to make sure it is something long enough that you won't lose it up there. That would be a most embarrasing trip to the doctor.

 

[RicanDAB]

Buy a banana. (They're 0.79/pound where I am.)

DAMN! 49c a pound here ... but this is definitely off topic ...

BACK TO TOPIC

 

[RicanDAB]

Just too embarrassed to walk into one of those sex shops.

If you are too embarrased to buy one, you shouldn't be using one.

 

[TomahawkEagle]

If you are too embarrased to buy one, you shouldn't be using one.

That's why I seek alternatives. Also I'm not totally out as well. One time I nearly got caught by my mates with a gay magazine in my hand.

 

[SuperQueer]

one time in band camp, i put a flute in my manpussy

 

[TomahawkEagle]

one time in band camp, i put a flute in my manpussy

How far in did you go?

 

[SuperQueer]

until i hit the all high notes

 

[joeyyj]

bought some bananas today.

 

[justsimon]

Go here: http://babeland.com

 

[hermanding]

cucumbers can work. if it gets a little too far in to get out yourself, you can dump (?? cagar en español) it easily enough. i know i did that a few times
ding

 

[justsimon]

You shouldn't use anything that doesn't have a base.