Is my dick too small

[FPNY]

For JUB?

I mean,, sometimes I log on and all I see are big dicked guys. I say to my self...self...is my dick too small? Nah, I say, it's normal, it's an average dick, look how it glistens in the sunlight, look how the moonlight dances off.... but then, wham....theres a guy with a huge one. Whoa, I say.

It's not like I haven't tried mixin it up with these so called big ones, I've tried, Lord knows, I've tried.

Is it time for me to just admit that I have a normal one and that I hate the color blue, or should I delete my account and only read Popular Mechanics from now on?

 

[Ethanjames2]

I like my small dick. It is easier to get out of your pants when you pee!

 

[gmoney]

I think you need an old fart like me to suck your cock like there's no tomorrow!

I may be too old for Jub, but I bet I suck a cock better than any of these young hotties!

 

[BearMagus]

Instead of saying you're small or average.........just call your dick normal. Those 10 inch beasts are rare. I've had a few whoppers in my life and did not care for them. You can't suck them. Unless you're ass is a cave, it hurts to take it up the butt. Big ones like that can cause damage too. You never feel like you ever really please the guy you're with.

Be normal and be happy.

 

[Huskerboy]

.........Unless you're ass is a cave, it hurts to take it up the butt....

Never thought about it like that!

I used to have an old neighbor who said, "My dick isn't very big around, but it sure is short! The only thing I got going for me is a cute way of getting on and off!"

(don't know why I thought I needed to share that????)

 

[MrWright]

My experience: being big can be a liability...

Who really fuckin cares? In no way does a guy's size matter (well I mean if it came to it and the guy had a micropenis I'd freak).

My ex had my favorite cock thus far and it was exceptionally normal sized - just very aesthetic.

 

[cocktales]

Trust me on this answer!

I promise you that your average "cock" will get more takers than mine; cause you can fuck someone without them yellin holy hell that my cock is too fukin BIG!

SO............don't give me this "woe is me crap"!

You're jest throwin it up in my face that you get more sex/ass than I.............dammmmmmit!

Geeeesh!

 

[ozguy]

.... should I delete my account and only read Popular Mechanics from now on?

Be careful, I've seen some mighty big tools on display in Popular Mechanics, too!

 

[ozguy]

.... you can fuck someone without them yellin holy hell that my cock is too fukin BIG!

I promise I won't be sayin' that, should I ever be faced with the prospect of your gorgeously proportioned 'bits' dangling enticingly before my eyes, mate!!

 

[KaraBulut]

It doesn't take a big bat to hit the ball out of the park.

 

[xitlight]

this is getting retarded now.

 

[KaraBulut]

this is getting retarded now.

Getting? Dude, it's Hot Topics. Retarded is where it starts.

 

[RationalLunacy]

At least mine doesn't curve in strange directions.

 

[FPNY]

i was druuuuuuunk when i made this post......druuuuuuuuunk

 

[LatinoSTAR]

i was druuuuuuunk when i made this post......druuuuuuuuunk

Dont worry, we all do it. and a far as size is concerned ll take a normal penis over a gargantuous one anyday, hurts to much

 

[Croynan]

another f****g COCK SIZE THREAD - officially no. 1089 - 2009​

eM.

 

[Joshua_me]

i was druuuuuuunk when i made this post......druuuuuuuuunk

he he....

Drunk or not, you're obviously a little obsessed with the size of your dick.

To which I can only tell you, DON'T BE.

The problem with porn, Internet or otherwise is that after awhile you can get convinced that everyone has a 9 inch cock but you. When of course, that's simply not the case.

I've seen all manner of dicks in my day, (I'm really quite the whore ) and I can tell you straight up (err, so to speak) that the guys with huge cocks usually make the worst lovers. They are so obsessed and impressed with themselves that they've never taken the time to learn what it takes to be good in the sack.

And anyway, who cares ? Don't define yourself by a few inches of flesh. It's the entire package (err, so to speak again) that matters.

 

[jesusfarts]

my penis is smaller than a grain of rice.

 

[Joshua_me]

^ Uncle Ben's Syndrome.

Tragic.