Is My Friend Straight?

[Dduder]

This is my friend, Marcel. He claims to be 100% straight, and that his flamboyance comes from the fact that he's a "metrosexual". However, I contend that if a guy dresses like a girl, plucks his eyebrow like a girl, walks like a girl, moves his arms around like a girl while he talks, wears shiny purple shirts, gel on his hair and lip gloss, then that guy can only possibly be gay. What do you guys think?

 

[StlKj]

Well, he seems to be embracing the "guido" stereotypical look. There are some interesting videos on youtube of the trend. They all have the exact same hair, similar fashion, similar baked skin and make the same facial expression.

So, gay? Who knows? Guido? Looks like.

Gaydo maybe?

 

[AngelFromAbove]

I just see a man full of self-love.

 

[knotty223]

A total gaydo! Very Staten island, Never understand the look. It's just hard for me to see whats underneath that caricature.

 

[Alpha1851]

He's cute.

 

[StlKj]

He's cute.

I can never think of you in the same way again.

 

[StlKj]

What gets me is that you can find pictures online of whole groups of young men who look like this. I just don't understand it.

 

[Croynan]

basically you have intruded in his privacy by posting his picture on this website - i hope he knows what you have done, other wise you are not much of a friend.

other then that he looks so "plastic" that one has the feeling that if you touch him he would literally fall to pieces.

another thought comes to my mind - extreme narcissism

but hey it is his face and body. "metrosexual" or not, what ever that is supposed to mean

eM.

 

[Paws]

That's most probably not your friend. You got that pic from somewhere on the net.

 

[StlKj]

 

[MrWright]

His eyebrows are HORRIBLE!

 

[Alpha1851]

I can never think of you in the same way again.

I want his eyebrows.

Besides, I'm totally into orange skin. No, really.

 

[Alpha1851]

And to think! I was falling in love with you!

Eh, you're planning to wait until you're married to screw around. I just don't have time for that. Put out or get out.

 

[StlKj]

I want his eyebrows.

Whew. Thank God. I thought you wanted to bang him.

 

[Dduder]

That's most probably not your friend. You got that pic from somewhere on the net.

Here's the deal: find the picture online, prove that it was posted there before I posted it here, and you will prove me wrong. It really is my friend. I find it unlikely that you'll find his picture online since I took this picture in the van going to a rave tonight and just uploaded it on the net.

 

[frankfrank]

Everything I need to know about Metrosexuals, I learned on South Park. LOL

 

[tommyj]

OMG! He looks like he spent WAYYY to much time at the Hollywood Tans in Bohemia, NY!!

 

[bankside]

Pretending it's a real pic for a moment...

He probably has a very inaccurate understanding of his self image to the point that I think the guy in the pic has some degree of body dysmorphic disorder. I don't think we should cofuse that with "looking gay."

Maybe gay people are more likely to be screwed up when it comes to their own body image but it certainly affects straight guys too.

 

[Spiff]

Why does he look orange, like a metrosexual oompa loompa?

 

[kevbo]

He's probably as straight as you are, Dduder...