is there a cream that numbs the asshole before you shove something up there?

[Asenath]

Not that I would ever recommend that someone use illegal drugs or buy them or anything else that would make a law enforcement officer reading this post angry, but. . .

It has been brought to my attention that people who are a little nervous about assplay relax better for their first time if they smoke a little pot. Most of the trouble relaxing is directly related to the would-be penetratee's trouble relaxing.

 

[Beachguyj]

Not that I would ever recommend that someone use illegal drugs or buy them or anything else that would make a law enforcement officer reading this post angry, but. . .

It has been brought to my attention that people who are a little nervous about assplay relax better for their first time if they smoke a little pot. Most of the trouble relaxing is directly related to the would-be penetratee's trouble relaxing.

Poppers work for that too.

 

[Asenath]

Poppers smell like garbage and locker room.

 

[TickTockMan]

Poppers smell like garbage and locker room.

That may turn some of us on.

 

[Beachguyj]

Poppers smell like garbage and locker room.

Weed smells like sweaty Rastafarians and Dirty Hippies.

 

[jdcnow]

buy a dildo and get used to the experience?

Oh, gawd, yes! Just do what I did - go to your nearest porn/novelty shop and [STRIKE]buy[/STRIKE] invest $20 or $30 bucks in a nice moderate-sized plain Dildo (It's a sex shop - no, the cashier won't look at you funny...they literally have likely seen it ALL before. And get the size you think you'll be comfortable with. I got a plain, simple 6-inch one. Not only did it feel great, but I found out that my dick is actually bigger than the Dildo which gave me a confidence boost!)

Use a condom for every use/session (easier clean-up), keep it clean and take good care of it, and it'll last you a lifetime.

 

[sixthson]

You need to learn to take it like a man, bitch!

 

[mbamike]

Let's stop and think for a moment here. You want to numb up your ass so you can do anal. So, how are you suppose to experience the pleasure of anal sex if you can't feel anything? Sounds like you are defeating the purpose of anal sex from the very beginning to me.

Also, it sounds as if you are having some bowel problems too. When it hurts to have a bowel movement, something is wrong. Do you drink a lot of milk and eat a lot of cheese? Dairy will constipate you which is what it sounds like to me. You may want to change your diet and include eating lots of fiber to make getting clean on the inside much easier. I am not a physician and recommend you see one.

I always douche before hooking up with a guy. It is really quick and easy to use the Fleet enema. They don't cost very much either and can be found at most pharmacies and retail stores like Walmart.

You will want to practice accepting a cock into your hole once you know you are clean down there. You start by playing with yourself and using your fingers. Be sure to massage your prostate which is located about two inches or so up towards your navel. It will feel like a walnut.

The next step is to purchase a regular-sized Dildo and a medium-sized buttplug. You need to know what it is like to take 6-7 inches up your butt before you are actually with a guy. Playing with a Dildo is a good way to practice. This will also help you to determine if you need to douche before anal sex or if you can get clean by including lots of fiber in your diet.

The buttplug is used to train your ass to accept a cock. Your ass is used to only pushing stuff out of itself. Now, you want to push something up into it. You will have that "need-to-poop" feeling when you first start shoving stuff up your ass. To overcome this feeling and to learn to relax, use the buttplug. Wear the buttplug a little each day until you can wear in continuously for about two hours comfortably. I used a buttplug to train my ass and my first anal sex was WONDERFUL!

With practice and experience, you will be able to take thicker and thicker cocks up your ass. It is the girth of the cock that is most important when you are the bottom and not so much its length. Good luck!

 

[RaKroma]

Ye I don't see the point of numbing your asshole where you won't have sensations, except if you're a porn star doing long power-bottoming scenes.

 

[refujiunderground]

Let's stop and think for a moment here. You want to numb up your ass so you can do anal. So, how are you suppose to experience the pleasure of anal sex if you can't feel anything? Sounds like you are defeating the purpose of anal sex from the very beginning to me.

Also, it sounds as if you are having some bowel problems too. When it hurts to have a bowel movement, something is wrong. Do you drink a lot of milk and eat a lot of cheese? Dairy will constipate you which is what it sounds like to me. You may want to change your diet and include eating lots of fiber to make getting clean on the inside much easier. I am not a physician and recommend you see one.

I always douche before hooking up with a guy. It is really quick and easy to use the Fleet enema. They don't cost very much either and can be found at most pharmacies and retail stores like Walmart.

You will want to practice accepting a cock into your hole once you know you are clean down there. You start by playing with yourself and using your fingers. Be sure to massage your prostate which is located about two inches or so up towards your navel. It will feel like a walnut.

The next step is to purchase a regular-sized dildo and a medium-sized buttplug. You need to know what it is like to take 6-7 inches up your butt before you are actually with a guy. Playing with a dildo is a good way to practice. This will also help you to determine if you need to douche before anal sex or if you can get clean by including lots of fiber in your diet.

The buttplug is used to train your ass to accept a cock. Your ass is used to only pushing stuff out of itself. Now, you want to push something up into it. You will have that "need-to-poop" feeling when you first start shoving stuff up your ass. To overcome this feeling and to learn to relax, use the buttplug. Wear the buttplug a little each day until you can wear in continuously for about two hours comfortably. I used a buttplug to train my ass and my first anal sex was WONDERFUL!

With practice and experience, you will be able to take thicker and thicker cocks up your ass. It is the girth of the cock that is most important when you are the bottom and not so much its length. Good luck!

i don't know about that. my asshole isn't a vagina.

 

[Críostóir]

Try this stuff but as Swerve said it will also numb your partner's dick so make him wear a condom - he should be anyway

You are evil. OP, don't use any of these things with "hot" in the name. You will be screaming in agony for hours.

To answer your question seriously -- Yes, there is. And no, you don't want to use it. Pain is nature's way of saying STOP! If you don't stop when it hurts and go back to the foreplay & gentle stretching, you can seriously injure yourself.

This is wisdom. You need to loosen up naturally. Tears there don't heal well, and the pain is your warning system.

 

[Beachguyj]

That's not true. If you are inexperienced don't fuck with a guy longer than 6 inches. There is another barrier when you get into the sigmoid colon that can be very painful if you are not accustomed to it. It is true that a thinner cock will be less uncomfortably than a beercan cock for the inexperienced bottom.

 

[quasar]

To answer your question seriously -- Yes, there is. And no, you don't want to use it. Pain is nature's way of saying STOP! If you don't stop when it hurts and go back to the foreplay & gentle stretching, you can seriously injure yourself.

This.

When I worked in theatre, we banned singers from using throat sprays and lozenges that had any anaesthetic in them. Sure, when they took them they could sing - but they couldn't feel their vocal cords being ripped to shreds.

This same principle applies to your arse!

 

[M4P]

Use water. Get a shower hose and buy an enema attachment. Once you can work it inside, it's not ticker than 2 fingers, the water will loosen you up, and clean your pus.

This is great advice and it is what I do. Your ass and your partner will appreciate it

 

[looseliam]

Lidocaine 5% gel

But seriously, you want to be able to feel pain so you can stop if damage is occurring.

Mayo mixed with cholula hot sauce.

 

[frankfrank]

Poppers smell like garbage and locker room.

I'm about 99% sure that I remember a brand name of "poppers" called LOCKER ROOM back in my young days - certainly that brand doesn't exist anymore. Is my memory right?

And good on some of you for making the comment about pain before I had a chance, and which I certainly agree with - you do NOT want to get rid of the pain, otherwise if something is going wrong and getting torn you might not even know there's a problem until the bedsheets have turned red and infection has gotten into the bloodstream.

 

[mbamike]

That's not true. If you are inexperienced don't fuck with a guy longer than 6 inches. There is another barrier when you get into the sigmoid colon that can be very painful if you are not accustomed to it. It is true that a thinner cock will be less uncomfortably than a beercan cock for the inexperienced bottom.

About two inches of the top's penis will not penetrate the anus because of the bottom's ass muscles. The rectum is 4-5 inches long before reaching the sigmoid colon. This colon has freedom to move around. So, "IF" a penis happens to reach it, the sigmoid colon can accommodate it.

In general though, it is width that is the problem not length.

SOURCE: KaraBulut post #4.

I stand by my original statement.

 

[bulge]

Lube, but never numb. You need only receive, painfull or not. The top does the big work. You must feel what he gives you: the overwhelming feeling of being taken by a man. It is religious. It is holy. It is sanctified. Your mancunt must be able to warn and to learn you the feelings of the beatification of holy manhood and holy manwood. Never forget it's all about the sanctification of your mancunt.

 

[Asenath]

It's buttsex, dude. It may feel like a religious experience, but it's really not that serious.

(With the caveats of safer sex & testing & being careful not to injure each other. Those are totally serious business. Other than that. . .)

 

[palbert]

Back in the '70's and '80's cocaine used to work quite well. Enough said.