Is this a credible conversation?

[fabulouslyghetto]

 

[belamyi]

^ Why are you publicly posting your fridge door memos?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^ Why are you publicly posting your fridge door memos?

 

[G-Lexington]

Jesus. I've often mulled over the various aspects of hiring a guy, but I never thought I'd have to deal with the salesmen aspect. Do they have special offers and sales, too?

Lex

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Jesus. I've often mulled over the various aspects of hiring a guy, but I never thought I'd have to deal with the salesmen aspect. Do they have special offers and sales, too?

Lex

For many Johns that part makes it extra special, especially if you can negotiate a blowjob down from $20 to $10 + loose change.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

For many Johns that part makes it extra special, especially if you can negotiate a blowjob down from $20 to $10 + loose change.

Harkie boo why are you talking to the help? Just tip her and find our seats sweetheart.

 

[belamyi]

Jesus. I've often mulled over the various aspects of hiring a guy, but I never thought I'd have to deal with the salesmen aspect. Do they have special offers and sales, too?

Lex

You bet.

 

[belamyi]

For many Johns that part makes it extra special, especially if you can negotiate a blowjob down from $20 to $10 + loose change.

While for others, like yours truly, since they are aware they are contacting guys they really don't like, because most guys are unattractive to them, hos or no-hos, they need to build a fantasy about the guy to arouse their sexual interest... until they are confronted with the goods "IRL", and they are reminded that it all ultimately boils down to a good tit and butt shape

 

[belamyi]

Again: shouldn't I be the one telling you that?

 

[G-Lexington]

While for others, like yours truly, since they are aware they are contacting guys they really don't like, because most guys are unattractive to them, hos or no-hos, they need to build a fantasy about the guy to arouse their sexual interest... until they are confronted with the goods "IRL", and they are reminded that it all ultimately boils down to a good tit and butt shape

Do you arrange for behavior beforehand, in a general way? I don't mean sexually - I mean "I don't want you to say anything" or "when I open the door, I just want you to smile, head straight for the bedroom, and discard your clothing along the way"? If I found a guy especially pleasing physically but annoying online, I might have to do something like that...

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Again: shouldn't I be the one telling you that?

That's all I do is mind my business Rosalita.

 

[belamyi]

Again: shouldn't I be the one telling you that?

Although we all know you will end up like...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Old_Maid_(1939_film)

 

[belamyi]

That's all I do is mind my business Rosalita.

That's why you are in this thread dropping those posts

 

[G-Lexington]

That's all I do is mind my business Rosalita.

Apparently so, because there's a LOT of us here in the Waffle House waiting for coffee refills.

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Apparently so, because there's a LOT of us here in the Waffle House waiting for coffee refills.

Lex

Look Lynn, I'm going out for a smoke break, and between you and me I brought a pinch of treefer that I'm going to spark in a bowl so get your own damn refill or wait about 20 minutes. *as I remove my pink apron*

 

[belamyi]

Do you arrange for behavior beforehand, in a general way? I don't mean sexually - I mean "I don't want you to say anything" or "when I open the door, I just want you to smile, head straight for the bedroom, and discard your clothing along the way"? If I found a guy especially pleasing physically but annoying online, I might have to do something like that...

Lex

I usually do that on the set but they are usually incompetent even for that but I always managed to have some sort of fun... that's why I find it so difficult to rent a guy lately: now I do want the sex, not the "fun"

 

[belamyi]

Look Lynn, I'm going out for a smoke break, and between you and me I brought a pinch of treefer that I'm going to spark in a bowl so get your own damn refill or wait about 20 minutes. *as I remove my pink apron*

 

[G-Lexington]

I usually do that on the set but they are usually incompetent even for that but I always managed to have some sort of fun... that's why I find it so difficult to rent a guy lately: now I do want the sex, not the "fun"

God, it seems like this is the sort of gig where somebody could make a fucking mint just by being mildly receptive to simple requests. "I told him to tell me how big my cock was on occasion, and he actually did! Five stars."

Look Lynn, I'm going out for a smoke break, and between you and me I brought a pinch of treefer that I'm going to spark in a bowl so get your own damn refill or wait about 20 minutes. *as I remove my pink apron*

Hm. I sort of assumed you were wearing something under that apron. But, y'know, as long as your manager is OK with it, I'm not going to say anything.

*goes behind counter, sprays waffle iron with non-stick spray, and starts another waffle*

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

*goes behind counter, sprays waffle iron with non-stick spray, and starts another waffle*

Lex

Only one sis. A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

 

[belamyi]

God, it seems like this is the sort of gig where somebody could make a fucking mint just by being mildly receptive to simple requests. "I told him to tell me how big my cock was on occasion, and he actually did! Five stars."

Lex

You don't get me AT ALL why would you be any different from the rest?

My delight in sex is to feel the power of a man, either by possessing him, or by being possessed. And that last case has been even more absent than the previous which, at least, sometime had some sort of satisfactory Ersatz.