Is you English ?

[ibill1]

Jesus was 100% American. He wore Birkenstocks and was crucified at Gethsemane, which I think is in Western Pennsylvania. He also rode a Harley and listened to Patsy Cline. That's why America is the perfect Christian nation. Except for Utah. And California.

Lex

Actually, I think it is in Eastern Pennsylvania north of Lancaster.

And possibly Mississippi and Alabama.

 

[ChickenGuy]

I'm not English. I'm Scottish.

 

[streetblackcock99]

Scottish ? eoooow

But you live in brighton ?

cute,

that place is a little to homosexchtual for me but I see the appeal, peen and ass is on tap 21/7,

 

[bankside]

Is you English? Thank you Ali G.


I'm married to one.

 

[glasvegas]

Yo mama. me no english. you speak err mandarin? Que? Wee wee.

 

[streetblackcock99]

Mandarinesian boys are hot and make amazin buttums, did I spelt mandarinesian right ?

does that even a word ? Idcurrr, sit on my face tbh babe

 

[chrisw87]

Mandarinesian boys are hot and make amazin buttums, did I spelt mandarinesian right ?

does that even a word ? Idcurrr, sit on my face tbh babe

.... I assume the word your looking for is 'Chinese'

 

[Anders123]

I was born in England but I'm living in Australia. Yes I know, I'm pretty much the best.

 

[G-Lexington]

I was born in England but I'm living in Australia. Yes I know, I'm pretty much the best.

That's where they send their prisoners, right? And the people they find annoying? Because I can't imagine Air Supply were criminals, unless making dull yacht rock was a crime in the 80s. And Ihave a buttload of evidence that says it wasn't.

Lex

 

[chrisw87]

That's where they send their prisoners, right?

Yes, but we evolved from stealing bread, now we just steal hearts

 

[oakpope]

Yes, but we evolved from stealing bread, now we just steal hearts

so true (and I look also at Anders ! )

 

[blackbeltninja]

My passport says UK Citizen, but I've never set foot in Blighty apart from two of their embassies in foreign parts. The closest I've come to England is wherever on the flight from Dakar to New York is closest to England.

-d-

 

[Benvolio]

Yes, I'm English, and not only can I pronounce the English language correctly, but I also have the ability to spell certain words correctly without dropping the letter 'u'!

So far so good, but do you drop your Rs? If God did not want you to pronounce your Rs, why did he make them?

 

[Kester]

No. I am not English.

I am Australian.

 

[blackbeltninja]

Yes, I'm English, and not only can I pronounce the English language correctly, but I also have the ability to spell certain words correctly without dropping the letter 'u'!

You say "erb;" we say "Herb", because there's a fucking H in it. /izzard

-d-

 

[glasvegas]

Mandarinesian boys are hot and make amazin buttums, did I spelt mandarinesian right ?

does that even a word ? Idcurrr, sit on my face tbh babe

Oh yes, you got it perfectly right ( in your own language ) Sorry mama, no tea no shade, but I have glass. You need to buy me a drink and spend an hour talking sweetnothings to me. That would earn you a kiss, on the chick.

Yes, but we evolved from stealing bread, now we just steal hearts

No. Not true. You guys need to try harder. LOL

 

[goldenmoth]

I'm not English...but I would love to be. I adore all English things.

 

[pat grimshaw]

Stands The Church Clock At 10 to 3?

Peter Sellers does the Rupert Brooke poem here~

 

[palbert]

Great playful thread.

American out of English and Dutch. No degenerative gene groupings known in line.

 

[gaystorm]

I like tea and cakes for tea and cake time. Does that count?

It would be nice to have a queen though. Oh my, I've made a pun. Wait. I don't like queens. I like knights. Where did they go? You have no grammar. mayhaps you learned history?