it wouldn't be a bad idea if we created a movie starring ourselves

[refujiunderground]

something like a horror movie or something like that on youtube or whatever showing random members of the jub being killed by some jason or freddie kruger type of dude. if there's anything like that going on, let me know. i'm down to be in. we already have film directors in here so i don't think it would be a prob with the production.

 

[refujiunderground]

You know the black people always get killed first!

you already know. these horror movies are racist as hell. why they gotta do us in like that? the only black person that i know that lived at the end of a horror movie ll cool j in deep blue sea but they couldn't let him be the sole survivor. they had to have thomas jane character survive too. kinda fucked up if you ask me.


but yo... if i'ma let the directors know that if they're going to kill me off, i want to go out on some crazy type shit. don't do me in like shawn wayans in scary movie or samuel l jackson in deep blue sea especially samuel l jackson. he was going through one of his philosphical angry rants and the shark just ate him. that was fucked up.

 

[looseliam]

Why not use our very own Jasun? I'm sure he'd love the opportunity to vent a little bit.

You know the black people always get killed first!

Not unless you're wearing a red shirt

 

[refujiunderground]

But I don't want to kill anyone!

hahahahahahaha.... who knows. it's always the nicest guy that you have to watch for.

Why not use our very own Jasun? I'm sure he'd love the opportunity to vent a little bit.



Not unless you're wearing a red shirt

yeah, jasun seems perfect. he hasn't been around for awhile. wonder why? i miss him. he needs to come back around. dude went on a hiatus.

 

[G-Lexington]

Also, the badass female who knows how to fight always dies first...but the scared girl who doesn't know how to use a gun will be alive to cling to the main guy at the end.

Lex

 

[refujiunderground]

Also, the badass female who knows how to fight always dies first...but the scared girl who doesn't know how to use a gun will be alive to cling to the main guy at the end.

Lex

which would be you. you seem like the perfect guy to play a lead role or one of the leading roles.

How are all of us supposed to get together in order to make this movie?

i dunno. everybody who wants to be in the movie will fly out to whereever it's being filmed at. i'm sure we can figure something out.

 

[G-Lexington]

which would be you. you seem like the perfect guy to play a lead role or one of the leading roles.

No, I'm not. I'm too old, too fat, and (being immodest here) too intelligent. My role is the guy's friend-but-not-best-friend. (This makes the hero more likeable, because "he even deigns to be friends with older fat guys".) I'm actually not there where the evil is - I'm off somewhere, probably playing video games and stuffing my face with Hot Pockets. I'm the one he decides to call during that short period of time when his cell phone works, and I manage to give him some piece of arcane trivia that will help him avoid that pitfall that killed off the last four guys. "Chupacabras are always drawn to the scent of caramel - I thought everybody knew that." Of course, the phone will conk out permanently just as I'm telling him "And whatever you do, don't mention...."

Lex

 

[G-Lexington]

I'd find the baddest, toughest guy on the forum...and be his little bitch. May be a wuss, but I'd be ALIVE!

Until the very end. Then we'd see the evil guy with the tough hero in his sites, with no possible chance of escape. The hero closes his eyes waiting for the final strike...

BANG!

Suddenly, the evil guy looks down. He's bleeding. He crumbles to the floor, and behind where he stood, we see you. Holding a smoking pistol. Which you slowly let drop from your fingers onto the floor with a loud clang. You start trembling and/or crying, and the hero gets up to console you. You know, even though YOU just saved HIS ass.

Lex

 

[oakpope]

I have a red shirt, so I am ready to be among the first casualties. Besides, only the beautiful survive

But please, don't use me as a corpse, it must be horribly boring to lay still for hours

 

[glasvegas]

You know the black people always get killed first!

Asian doesn't even exist in horror movie ( unless it is a movie from Asia )

 

[freefall]

Then I would be the last person to die before the main character unveils everything...what a bad role

You know the black people always get killed first!

You missed I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. Shitty movie, but Brandy survives with a cool statement: "I'm made of steel."

 

[tristan91]

Asian doesn't even exist in horror movie ( unless it is a movie from Asia )

I don't really watch many horror movies but I know one of the main characters in The Human Centipede is Asian lol

 

[RDaniel]

Gay people can't die in horror movies. So, if you're black, pot-smoker, blond, jock,whatever. You can't die. ; )

Was there ever a gay character in a horror movie?