Itch.

[sixthson]

Would some Calamine lotion help?

 

[gmoney]

I've got one.

It needs to be scratched...


(why must I wait til' the 30th to see him!)


I think I need to break out the rude boy...

OMG!

I have one of those! If you have to wait...you have the perfect toy!

 

[chatolandia]

now could someone explain to me how that works?


and where I can get one?

 

[gsdx]

I've been waiting since 1992. Consider yourself blessed that you have to wait only 11 days.

 

[gmoney]

now could someone explain to me how that works?


and where I can get one?

Well...let me see. As you can tell from the picture, it targets the prostate, and has this part at the other end with a 'vibrating' bullet rubbing your 'taint. I can tell you, it will send you into never-never land!

Just Google the name. You'll find several places to purchase online.

 

[Lukeee]

now could someone explain to me how that works?


and where I can get one?

Rude-Boy is a uniquely designed dual P Spot stimulator. The easy to use design provides both prostate and perineum massage hands free, leaving you free to play with yourself or your partner.

http://www.rude-boy.com/rudeboy.asp


They look pretty good. You sit on it and rock whilst it vibrates I think. And you can do whatever with your dick...

 

[GL]

my itch has been in need of scratching for years.

i'm not any closer to getting it scratched.

damn it! i really need to buy a sensory deprivation tank.

or a gallon of bacardi.

 

[justsimon]

 

[Joshua_me]

Just don't think about the cum building up in your swollen balls waiting for sweet release.

You know, when you can't take another stroke before exploding all over your chest. Your hips bucking in pure ecstasy, crying out for just one more spurt of hot, thick man spunk.

Better ?

 

[Joshua_me]

Damn Josh...

I don't know about Derek,but I got wood with that..

I'd be happy to take care of those swollen balls of yours, Kenny...

You know that....

 

[Joshua_me]

OMG!

I have one of those! If you have to wait...you have the perfect toy!

^ It kinda looks like it plugs into the cigarette lighter in your car, but I'm guessing not....

 

[TygreBryte]

Damn. I thought I was going to find some useful info related to my skin rash....

 

[The_Reaper]

Forget the rude boy; just break out the Pip-Boy 2000 and melt your cares, and possibly your flesh, away!

*please note, Vault-Tec takes no liability in the event of actual flesh damage due to usage of our Pip-Boy system, nor exposure to the standard horrors of the Capital Wasteland.