Items you request when hooking up.

[chrisdobro]

What items do you request when seeking to hook up on various sites?

For me
Aside from basic stats and age bracket I prefer to see a face picture before actually moving on with the date. Some guys request a dick picture instead, which surprised me.

I want to see how guys are when it comes to this request when viewed as a deal breaker.

I request face pic only and sometimes body as well. Clothed is fine. I don't care about the dick. How about you?

 

[navidzurender]

im not much into hooking site but if i'll ever join, i might also look into recent and honest picture not because im choosy with looks but instead to establish an initial attraction

 

[glasvegas]

A recent face pic. There's this one guy show up with this long hair and it really turns me off. Not that I have many experience on this.

 

[G-Lexington]

MANDATORY

* Written reviews from at least three previous hook-ups within the previous twelve-month period. Three-star or greater reviews, only.
* A recent (30 day) medical report showing the BMI of the potential hook-up (PHU). Flexibility and stamina reports are strongly encouraged, as well.
* No fewer than five candid photographs of the PHU's face. Video may be substituted for two of the photos, and a hologram for three.
* No fewer than five photographs EACH of the PHU's cock, balls and ass. Again, video may be substituted for two of the photos, and a hologram for three. Each photo (or video or hologram) must include an object of standard size for sake of comparison. Suggested items: refrigerator biscuit packages, FIFA-regulation football/soccer balls, accordions.
* Mid-shot, well-lit video of PHU's cock ejaculating. It is strongly encouraged that the ejaculate travel at least five cock lengths during the first four spasms. Exceptions will be made based on volume and length of orgasm.
* Sufficient photographs (or video or hologram) to view PHU's entire bedroom. This must include least two photos of the PHU's bed with fitted sheets, top sheets, and pillows with pillowcases ONLY. Thread counts must be provided. Any additional accessories such as shackles and slings should appear in the photos as well.
* Sufficient photographs (or video or hologram) to view PHU's entire bathroom. This must include a full view of the stand-alone shower, as well as each of the multiple shower-heads. Photos should also include several angles of the jetted tub.
* Candles or diffusers in one of the approved scents (see attached list). Two candles or one diffuser per 250 sq feet.
* iPod dock with speakers receiving no less than an 88 score from Consumer Reports. I will provide the music.

OPTIONAL

* Condoms

Lex

 

[streetblackcock99]

Niece, sum Xpensive chempagne, summada sexi linjerieay for me to schlip intew and sum Berry Hwhite.

 

[FPNY]

Niece, sum Xpensive chempagne, summada sexi linjerieay for me to schlip intew and sum Berry Hwhite.

wat? no penot m&m's

 

[G-Lexington]

wat? no penot m&m's

plane

Lex

 

[anchihiro]

A wad of £20's.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

is sit nice fountain in ma skin ans put computer next me in da BIG CITAAAAY with little beep light ans tiny umbrella cuase maybe hurricane
ans folk go OOH wot dat?
ans me go say IT COMMMPUTA YEAAAAH it da future hows kool is
ans they play with keyboard
while is polish ma head
ans keep ma nails finga ready lickin good
ans wen battery no good
is go ask dudes
PSSSST! ya got anoda battery?
ans do they like got anoda battery ma cock

so is think computa cum with hand pump so alway got da FUTURE keep dudes wanna play ma keyboard

there go

unless dudes think about wear lot a batterys fa decor wot fit every gizmo planet
ans no got intrupt ma polishin

thankyou

 

[streetblackcock99]

wat? no penot m&m's

tbh, a cupple hayundred pounds wouldn't go a miss, amen sista.

 

[blackbeltninja]

In addition to a face pic we had to have an initial rapport, clearly the ability to relate on an intellectual level prior to any meetings. If we were meeting up and there was no guarantee of anything physical (and there never is if you're starting in a public place) and I'd need to spend x amount of time interacting with the person, the rapport was critical.

Everything else - bonus.

-d-

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

That you not give me your number in the first message and that you be single.

I don't care about anything else anymore.

 

[HunterM]

LOL I love how the only person (so far) who has voted the fourth option is named 'cumguzzler'.

OK...I voted the same way only to support cumguzzler. Don't want him to feel like an outcast.

 

[hotdog1846]

Just a towel. I learned years ago from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy to never go anywhere without a towel. They're the most massively useful thing a hookup-er can have!