or, "how I learned to love Halloween again thanks to Arkham Asylum, and less sugar".
OK, I can hear ya already, "but Eddie - I don't like Halloween".
"Poppycock", I say. You just need to meet the right people. Take my crazy-old friend Taco. He's been, "Puttin' On The Ritz", since 1983! And Taco carries a lightsaber and dances with guys in blackface - if that don't put the "fun" back in Halloween, well, then I'll be your bag of Skittles!
OK, I can hear ya already, "but Eddie - I don't like Halloween".
"Poppycock", I say. You just need to meet the right people. Take my crazy-old friend Taco. He's been, "Puttin' On The Ritz", since 1983! And Taco carries a lightsaber and dances with guys in blackface - if that don't put the "fun" back in Halloween, well, then I'll be your bag of Skittles!

