marvtha
Dame Marvtha, Muffinmaker
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WHATS WITH ALL THE HATIN' ON MS. SPEARS????????
I mean the girl came out at the VMA's in her "underlings" drunk and possibly on some meds.........SO WHAT!!!!!!!
it was mtv....does anybody care??????
marvtha was still in leg warmers last time they played videos!!!!!!!!
i'd be bored and drunk too!!!!!
hell ol marvs' gave a alcohol rambling speech once at my cousin's bar mitzvah wearing nothing but a strategically placed yarmulke and some fly strip pasties!
WHAT????
my great aunt maribelle made her famous potato salad and the pests were swarming!!!
the only thing it's "famous" for is sending relatives to the emergency with poisoning!!!
note to aunt belle.........CHECK the expiration on the mayo beeotch!!!!
ANYHOO......people are still talking 'bout my appearance.
"the crazy bitch is still walking the streets" they whisper!!!
well F.Y.I......i got laid afterwards!
so what if it was by my uncle!!!!!!!!!!
and all this talk of abusing her two boys..........PFFFFT!
so she gives them a little soda in their bottles.....BIG WHOOP!
i remember a time, i was six i think, when my parents left me for the weekend with nothing but the keys to the liqour cabinet and a half bag of purina dog chow!
and Fido DIDN'T SHARE!!!
thankfully i was able to scrounge up some of my daddies used rubbers off his bedroom floor for some protein!!!
good old papa sure could shoot a wad and i had enough to last for the duration!
P.S. "my daddy can shoot a bigger load than yours" doesn't really win any arguments on the playground!!!
"WAAAAh...SHE DOESN;T PUT THEM IN CAR SEATS!".......... WHATEVER!!!!
one year when i was four we were taking our summer vacation to a new wal-mart grand opening a couple states over.
ANYHOOs......mama just got new luggage and didn't want it sitting out in the elements so they strapped ol marvs to the luggage rack on top of the stationwagon!
other than some welts on my face (when your doing 80 m.p.h down the highway bugs become missiles), 2nd degree sunburn, a nasty rash from staying in urine soaked panties for hours and mild dehydration.......it was A RUSH!!!!!!
it builds character and...... besides ...i was just happy to be out of my steel cage!!!!!!
is britney's little stomach pooch all we have to talk about????????
there's inflated gas prices people!!!!!!!!!](/images/smilies/bang.gif "Brick wall ](*,)")
i mean i have to save up just to buy beano and the like!!!
have you seen the cost of these anti-gas pills????
no wonder theres global warming!
everyones goin 'round farting cause they can't afford meds for their flatlulence!!!
everyone blames their parents for shit now days!
"i didn't get enough hugs!"
marvtha hates hugs...reminds me of one of my uncles who was a bit "touchy feely"
after one of his "hugs" i'd have the levi strauss logo embedded in my cheek for days from his button fly jeans!!
for the longest time my mama thought it was a birthmark!
"OH sweetie you have the cutest birthmark. now run and get mama a grape nehi!"
F.Y.I the grape nehi was fucking wine and mama drank it by the case!!!!!!
she caught on when the "birthmark" started moving down lower on my face and started charging said uncle for his "hugs"!
if anything the woman knew how to make a buck!!!!
now where was i???????????
OH YEAH......leave britney alone!!!!
her babies are fine!
look how i turned out!!!!!
if not for the alcohol/booze/ sex addiction, ADD, schizophrenia, multiple personalties, some additional body parts, OCD, narcolepsy,
and irrational fear of clowns, belt buckles, large pretzel sticks, cages....oh hell..the list goes on and on.......i'd be fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN I HOPE THAT FUCKING K FED GETS THOSE POOR KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm marvtha
I mean the girl came out at the VMA's in her "underlings" drunk and possibly on some meds.........SO WHAT!!!!!!!
it was mtv....does anybody care??????
marvtha was still in leg warmers last time they played videos!!!!!!!!
i'd be bored and drunk too!!!!!
hell ol marvs' gave a alcohol rambling speech once at my cousin's bar mitzvah wearing nothing but a strategically placed yarmulke and some fly strip pasties!
WHAT????
my great aunt maribelle made her famous potato salad and the pests were swarming!!!
the only thing it's "famous" for is sending relatives to the emergency with poisoning!!!
note to aunt belle.........CHECK the expiration on the mayo beeotch!!!!
ANYHOO......people are still talking 'bout my appearance.
"the crazy bitch is still walking the streets" they whisper!!!
well F.Y.I......i got laid afterwards!
so what if it was by my uncle!!!!!!!!!!and all this talk of abusing her two boys..........PFFFFT!
so she gives them a little soda in their bottles.....BIG WHOOP!
i remember a time, i was six i think, when my parents left me for the weekend with nothing but the keys to the liqour cabinet and a half bag of purina dog chow!
and Fido DIDN'T SHARE!!!
thankfully i was able to scrounge up some of my daddies used rubbers off his bedroom floor for some protein!!!
good old papa sure could shoot a wad and i had enough to last for the duration!
P.S. "my daddy can shoot a bigger load than yours" doesn't really win any arguments on the playground!!!
"WAAAAh...SHE DOESN;T PUT THEM IN CAR SEATS!".......... WHATEVER!!!!
one year when i was four we were taking our summer vacation to a new wal-mart grand opening a couple states over.
ANYHOOs......mama just got new luggage and didn't want it sitting out in the elements so they strapped ol marvs to the luggage rack on top of the stationwagon!
other than some welts on my face (when your doing 80 m.p.h down the highway bugs become missiles), 2nd degree sunburn, a nasty rash from staying in urine soaked panties for hours and mild dehydration.......it was A RUSH!!!!!!
it builds character and...... besides ...i was just happy to be out of my steel cage!!!!!!
is britney's little stomach pooch all we have to talk about????????
there's inflated gas prices people!!!!!!!!!
i mean i have to save up just to buy beano and the like!!!
have you seen the cost of these anti-gas pills????
no wonder theres global warming!
everyones goin 'round farting cause they can't afford meds for their flatlulence!!!
everyone blames their parents for shit now days!
"i didn't get enough hugs!"
marvtha hates hugs...reminds me of one of my uncles who was a bit "touchy feely"
after one of his "hugs" i'd have the levi strauss logo embedded in my cheek for days from his button fly jeans!!
for the longest time my mama thought it was a birthmark!
"OH sweetie you have the cutest birthmark. now run and get mama a grape nehi!"
F.Y.I the grape nehi was fucking wine and mama drank it by the case!!!!!!
she caught on when the "birthmark" started moving down lower on my face and started charging said uncle for his "hugs"!
if anything the woman knew how to make a buck!!!!
now where was i???????????
OH YEAH......leave britney alone!!!!
her babies are fine!
look how i turned out!!!!!
if not for the alcohol/booze/ sex addiction, ADD, schizophrenia, multiple personalties, some additional body parts, OCD, narcolepsy,
and irrational fear of clowns, belt buckles, large pretzel sticks, cages....oh hell..the list goes on and on.......i'd be fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN I HOPE THAT FUCKING K FED GETS THOSE POOR KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm marvtha
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