It's Marvtha, BITCH!

[star-warrior]

...cracking walnuts and various nuts!!!!

Talking of which...

 

[marvtha]

No mittens...but I do need some socks...wonder what he'll use to make the socks...oh those poor roosters. I have big feet so I hope he's a size queen, he'll need to find some big cocks to sew.

M&M...i think for cock socks you should ask the red hot chili peppers....they're famous for them!!!!

 

[marvtha]

Talking of which...

STRAW........monkeys stealing peaches...how silly!!!!
i had a hairy ape take my cherry....does that count????????

 

[Pushover]

My word...what the devil are you supposed to be?

 

[Shepherd 2]

Who?
Shep+

 

[marvtha]

Mine just abandoned me in Vermont, while they were trying to make to Canada.

And I did not know any English...

Marvtha, I am glad you're back!

But forget about Britney honey, she is done!

I just came back from a night out, it was fun!

I am bit tipsy (really drunk)

COUNT CHAT!!!!!!!!!
I'LL ADOPT YOU SWEETIE!!!!
i'd never leave you in some cold state.......a drunken state but...not cold!!!!

marvtha got wasted last nite too...still am!!!!

you were out of it sweetie.......you didn't even notice me and MISTRESS MUFFIN crawlin in bed with you!
well actually you only made it to the foot of the bed 'fore you passed out.

ANYHOO....we enjoyed playin tag team with you!!!!!!!
does your "bunky" hurt this morning???
i'm still cleaning...um...stuff...out of my frealky fingernail!
p.s. you really need to change your diet!!!!!

LOVE YA
let me know if you need some T.L.C!!!!!!!!

 

[marvtha]

My word...what the devil are you supposed to be?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M "SUPPOSED" TO BE BUT WHAT I AM IS.............FAB U LOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pushover]

*quietly backs out of thread, ensuring that the unsightly drunk doesn't bite his head off for a midnight snack*

 

[marvtha]

Oh my !

Ignore the snarky comments, marv... this is, as always, some funny shit...

Why, when I was six my parents left me tied to a support pillar in the basement with nothing but two bales of hay, a bag of Purina Cow Chow and a wayward plumber on the lamb with an evil glint of intent in his eye...

JOME!!!!!!!!
THAT DARLING FACE OF YOURS NEEDS TO BE STUFFED 'TWEEN MY THIGHS!!!!!!!!!

you gotta watch out for those "wayward plumbers"...they're gonna be in it shit deep sooner or later!!!!
can i tie you to something??????? PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Joshua_me]

JOME!!!!!!!!
THAT DARLING FACE OF YOURS NEEDS TO BE STUFFED 'TWEEN MY THIGHS!!!!!!!!!

Oh my !

I may not live to tell the tale, marv..... But, I will 'go down' without a fight....

 

[Absolut]

how the fuck did I miss Marvs AND Joshy?!?!??!

MARVS!!!

and

Joshy!!!!

 

[marvtha]

how the fuck did I miss Marvs AND Joshy?!?!??!

MARVS!!!

and

Joshy!!!!

ABS!!!!!!!
we're both so breathtakingly beautiful it truly is hard to miss us!!!!!

plus my extra somethin somethin draws attention!!!!
how's it hangin sweetie????

 

[Circe Infuria]

MISTRESS MUFFIN!!!!
marvtha has her ass waxed once a week so............no worries!!!
my new beau CHODE enjoys rimming so i have to "trim the tush"...so to speak!!!!

how you doin sweetie?
still spankin'???????

Ahhh...ass waxing once a week. Good call! Well I'm sure Chode is thankful for that! There's nothing sexy about having a mouthful of ass hair while trying to rim someone!

I'm doing hunky dory!! I was dancing sexy last night with some friends at my brother's birthday party, so I had loads of fun. Grabbed/spanked a few asses while dancing too!!

As for spankings? Oh yes.....JUB would not be JUB without me dishing out spankings regularly.

 

[Circe Infuria]

you were out of it sweetie.......you didn't even notice me and MISTRESS MUFFIN crawlin in bed with you!
well actually you only made it to the foot of the bed 'fore you passed out.

ANYHOO....we enjoyed playin tag team with you!!!!!!!
does your "bunky" hurt this morning???
i'm still cleaning...um...stuff...out of my frealky fingernail!
p.s. you really need to change your diet!!!!!

I'm sure Chat's gonna be sore for a few days after the work over we gave him.

Good thing I slipped a roofie in his before-bedtime glass of milk. He said he didn't want to be woken up.

Too bad for him, he might have been able to talk us out of doing half of what we did to him. But then again, maybe he LIKES to hurt.

 

[Joshua_me]

Good thing I slipped a roofie in his before-bedtime glass of milk.

heh...

'slipped a roofie'....

You Rock, Circe !

 

[marvtha]

Ahhh...ass waxing once a week. Good call! Well I'm sure Chode is thankful for that! There's nothing sexy about having a mouthful of ass hair while trying to rim someone!

I'm doing hunky dory!! I was dancing sexy last night with some friends at my brother's birthday party, so I had loads of fun. Grabbed/spanked a few asses while dancing too!!

As for spankings? Oh yes.....JUB would not be JUB without me dishing out spankings regularly

MISTRESS MUFFIN!

CALIENTE! SEXY DANCING!!!!!!!

maybe sometime you could give me a lap dance?!?
WHAT!?!? i've been known to appreciate the female form! now you hush!!!!!!!!

marvtha enjoys "sexy dancin" herself!!!!
the cops informed me though that there is a fine line between "strip tease" and ..."disgusting acts of vulgarity!"

PFFFFFT! marvtha an artist!
are you familiar with balloon animals?
well ol marvs can make "creatures" with my pussy lips!!!!!!!!
the bitch is real pliable!!!!!
you should see my "seal riding a unicycle!......it's a showstopper or a "motherfucking sick freak show....depends on who you ask!!!

painful...YES....but worth the applause!

OH...the pigs also said it was "inappropriate behavior" for a book club meeting!
BULLSHIT!........HARRY POTTER GETS ME HOT!!!!
all that talk about "flitwicks" and "dumbledors"....a girl's got her limit when reading erotica then the floodgates open!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANYHOO.....thanks for the visual sweetie!!!!!
maybe i could dance at your bro's next b'day party???????

i'll practice my "monkey on a vine"!!!!!


note to self....find a well hung gangsta to get those "lips" all loosey goosey!!!

 

[marvtha]

heh...

'slipped a roofie'....

You Rock, Circe !

JOME!!!
so sorry 'bout the elton john tickets!
if you want to see an fat bald fag in loud clothes and sissy glasses there's this place i sometime frequent.......PINK FLAMINGO PIANO BAR where you can catch one's act!

STEPHAN plays on tuesday nights and he does a sultry version of "Crocodile rock!

sometimes i slap on a boa and slink around on top of the piano ala ms. michelle pfeifer!
other times i just crawl up on there and sleep a drunk off!
ms. stephan can be a real bitch though when he's had too many shirley temples so.........i got to gauge his highnesse's moods!

ANYHOO.....maybe i'll see you there!!!!!!!!

 

[marvtha]

This thread is weeks late. Comedy is all about timing.

M&M....weeks late??????????????
HOT TOPIC BABY!!!!

MS. SPEARS HAS LOST HER BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


K FED's gonna have them in GAP KID wife beaters and ghetto droop pants with diamond encrusted pacifer bling wrapped 'round their little necks!!!!!!!!

i'm beside myself!!!!!!!!!
i need whiskey to drown this kinda hurt!!!!

 

[Circe Infuria]

heh...

'slipped a roofie'....

You Rock, Circe !

I'm a professional, ya know. Gotta be proficient in the tools of the trade. Chat said he didn't want to wake up, so I catered to his request.

 

[Circe Infuria]

MISTRESS MUFFIN!

CALIENTE! SEXY DANCING!!!!!!!

maybe sometime you could give me a lap dance?!?
WHAT!?!? i've been known to appreciate the female form! now you hush!!!!!!!!

Bwhahahaha!! I've never done a lap dance before (given or received) but I suppose there's always a first.

PFFFFFT! marvtha an artist!
are you familiar with balloon animals?
well ol marvs can make "creatures" with my pussy lips!!!!!!!!
the bitch is real pliable!!!!!
you should see my "seal riding a unicycle!......it's a showstopper or a "motherfucking sick freak show....depends on who you ask!!!

painful...YES....but worth the applause!

Oh my gosh...marvtha, do you make balloon guys with big weiners?

ANYHOO.....thanks for the visual sweetie!!!!!
maybe i could dance at your bro's next b'day party???????

i'll practice my "monkey on a vine"!!!!!

Sure honey, and you could bring Chode along and the both of you can show us how it's REALLY done.