It's Rainbow Capitalism Month!

[fabulouslyghetto]

Somebody should do a wellness check on this guy.

Pardon me for being a Messy Missy but I wanna do a wellness check on some guys in this thread. They're "OH NO GAY PEOPLE ARE HAVING FUN AND I FEEL EXCLUDED BUT I WANNA BE EXCLUDED ANYWAY CUZ RAINBOWS ARE GAY AND IM NOT GAY I JUST LIKE GETTING MY ASS ATE BY A DUDE. OH AND I DONT EVEN LIKE RAINBOW."

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Smacked a heaux in Waffle House last night. For the whole month of June I'm FabulouslyRatchet #feelingmyself #feelingmypvssy #stillaintbeentobed #powernapsinthecaddy #drunknaps

 

[rareboy]

I suppose by contrast, I am more of this this month at my advanced age.

 

[Peloso]

https://www.creativebloq.com/news/burger-king-pride-whopper

They really missed the boat when they ignored the fact that the sandwich is called the WHOPPER.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I suppose by contrast, I am more of this this month at my advanced age.

Distinguished. I think you look like a boss sis.

 

[johaninsc]

and there are still those of our family that need us

 

[johaninsc]

 

[KaraBulut]

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

LESSON TIME!

Since yall know I'm all about edjumacation just thought I'd share some info since I know some of you are older and when you learned biological sex the lesson was "pee sitting down=girl, standing up=boy." Transgender is not a form of mental illness it is simply a variant result of how our brain, body and reproductive organs can all have different biological sexes.

the 6 most common karyotypes that survive (some are so whacked out the mother's body views them as a foreign object and self-aborts) are X, XX, XXY, XY, XYY and XXXY.

But wait! There's more... karyotope alone isn't always accurate. Such is the case with a teenage male (looked acted like and had reproductive organs of a boy) who began menstruating at puberty. He almost died because the excess blood had nowhere to go thus was being reabsorbed back into his body.

So you see, class, sex/gender is much more complicated than "this or that."

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Since we're here, any crazy Pride stories?

I staged a fight with my straight best friend when we accidentally stumbled onto Pride. So we're hungover it's like 11am and we need munchies. We live downtown so on our way to seek said munchies we run into Pride. (It was white pride which I don't keep up with hence wasn't expecting it, even then I was so drunk I probably didn't know the year let alone the date). Anyway the public sex turns me off so I usually don't participate cuz in my city it's like... used condoms everywhere, yuck. Who's having public sex before lunch?

Anyway we abandon the munchies hunt and decide to hunt for TEA, to walk through the main street and see if we catch any "straight" guys chatting with trans girls or whatever. Anyway I needed some drama for breakfast so I put on my best effeminate affectations and start screaming at my best friend. At first it was pretty tame, I had just caught him cheating on me with a drag queen in a parking deck stairwell but it got progressively wilder.

As I'm yelling at him "JASON! SLOW DOWN! WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS!!!!" he's giggling and not responding which lent itself to the whole busted thing, we all know men get quiet as fuck when they're caught in a lie. By the time we reached the end of the tents our backstory was that we were homeless and addicted to Tina and this was our final breakup so I wanted access to our tent so I could get my things. He was so embarrassed. Anyway that argument has become a recurring joke. His gay boyfriend name is "Jason" (or, per my pronunciation, Jathon) and my character is Emmanuel, the ever-suffering clingy insecure dysfunctional boyfriend and I put on this act any time we're in public. And it all started at Pride.