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It's the year 2099...where are you?

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With any luck at all, I'll be dead as fuck. :lol:
 
Posing for pictures for the Guinness Book of World Records for oldest fucker to ever live. :lol:
 
Either in an urn, sitting alone inertly on the family's altar or above a cozy fireplace, or trapped in the food chain on the bottom of the ocean.
 
I'll be necro posting some kewl as fuck threads that I posted back in the year 2011! Cryogenenics anyone?
 
I'll be long since dead; it's cordial to wish someone a long and healthy life, but I think 109 is pushing it.
 
In the year 2099 my Majestic Head will be Frozen inside some scientific refrigerator placed next to a "Hot pocket"....I have it in my Living-Will that if my Head can be cut off and saved after my Death it has to be Rushed to Washington's Science Lab.

I enjoyed my Head when I was Living and I want someone who can afford Head-transplant surgery to get the Opportunity to enjoy my Head on their Shoulders as well..

I ALWAYS think about other people and their needs. In the future it will be hard to find a Good Head...
 
" In the early days of the twenty-first century, few people realized the true genius of the message board poster who would later become known as Harke the Boeotarch, a name that is now ranked with such greats as Mozart, Rutherford and Onoma Zeto from Tau Ceti IIIa..."
 
I would be hundred and twelve; and likely dead and in the ground for at least thirty years prior...
 
Hopefully I'll be dead, but if not I'll be 121. I try not to think about the future - it's far too scary. Society seems to be getting worse with each generation. I dread the thought of 8 years, let alone 88 years.

I worry about what will happen to me when I'm no longer able to take care of myself - I won't have children I can be a burden on, I have nieces and nephews but I don't like them and I won't be able to afford a nursing home.

I enjoyed my Head when I was Living and I want someone who can afford Head-transplant surgery to get the Opportunity to enjoy my Head on their Shoulders as well.

I'll take it and enjoy it, but I won't be putting it on my shoulders. :p
 
I'll take it and enjoy it, but I won't be putting it on my shoulders.

Just carry my Head around in a Bowling Bag..Whenever you have time to kill just hold my Head to your Dick or AssHole and my Mouth will come to Life and take care of you...My head will be like a "Mandusa"....






Hanging out with Joan Collins somewhere in the Mediterranean. ;)

Joan Collins?...LOL...Are you serious?...Joan won't be as Old as Methuselah in 2099 she will BE Methuselah ...The only thing she'll be is ALL wig & jewels..What you better do is borrow my Frozen Head from Wilbur and attach it to what's left of Joans body. I'll look more like Diahann Carroll n Drag but it's close...
 
I would be as old as Lilbit is now.
 
I will have been reincarnated as a Republican. :wow:
Somewhere in my youth or childhood, I must have done something good!* ;)

*with apologies to Richard Rodgers
 
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