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or maybe he wants a better present and knows what Santa likes!!!
A good old fashioned Christmas!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMmSbxB_Sg



Sleep well sweetie, and beware of the pink elephants!
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Aww, thanks, Snookums.where's my LIL SHIT!?!
OUT FUCKIN THE MALL SANTA'S I SUPPOSE??
HERE'S YOUR PREZZIE!
NOW DON'T BE GETTIN ALL SENTIMENTALS ON ME YA WHORE!!!![]()

Aww, thanks, Snookums.
I was indeed at the mall. I asked Santa for two BJs. One was for me, and the other was for you. Let me know when you want yours...

(overheard at Dracula's house at a Christmas party):
"No, that's not mistletoe, it's mistlethumb. We ran out of toes. Ho, ho, ho!"


merry christmas AJ!!!!
THROW ANOTHER BARBIE ON THE SHRIMP MATE!!!!
thanks had a few of both today![]()


merry christmas marvtha!!![]()
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or maybe he wants a better present and knows what Santa likes!!!
A good old fashioned Christmas!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMmSbxB_Sg

I'm not sure how your genitalia are in any way relevant to blow jobs.BJ?!?!?
sweetie are you off your mods again!!!???!!!!
marvtha has an "innie" not an "outie!"
i have woman bits and er well some other parts that the scientists still haven't figured out!
ANYHOO.....hope ya like the bracelet and those santa's were germ free!!!![]()
I'm not sure how your genitalia are in any way relevant to blow jobs.
*blows an air horn in your ear*
Yeah, I don't see the appeal either.


